what do you imagine I look like...

[fruitshootsandheaves]

what image do my name and my useless advice posts conjure up?

Hil-ah-rious. Have ceratinly done my share of meal-slinging in my time.

PussinJimmyChoos is a chiropodist from Tring. She loves tequila and bareback riding. She has a partner called Gloria who makes a lovely Victoria sponge.

She can moonwalk in 5 inch heels.

Plumprump do you know me in RL? lol

Now if only Dp could be a kiefer sutherland style shape shifter, now we would be talking!

namechanger.

I'm a lesbian then?? lol lol

LOL InternationalFlight I did work in admin!! but definite no to adventure sports!

I hate asparagus and had never heard of Boden til I came to MN! Don't ride a bicycle either! LOL

But I do have brown hair but am only 5'6

Aw shucks!

Thought I was actually psychic then!!

I guess most people have done a stint in admin, really...

Although perhaps you are about to discover a passion for bungee jumping, spurred on by my great suggestion. Don't say I do nothing to enhance your lifestyle

ooooh, what does one think of me?!

NotmyELFtoday

Err...Dobby???

I do NOT (I think) look like a manatee though, so maybe... you are a slightly small, slim, blonde haired SAHM. Very neat and tidy, and has a very organised coffee table, and beige carpets, and pot plants...wow, it is amazing how you build up a picture once you get started!!!

"slightly small, slim, blonde haired SAHM." - there is a slightly small slim woman in side me, but the larger taller one ate her

"Very neat and tidy, and has a very organised coffee table, and beige carpets, and pot plants..." have you been spying...

I think I'm going to name change back to ElfOnTheTopShelf - name changed to this in a "set up a new name for sneaking onto the ttc boards" but it just seems a bit of a down name!

Ooh...was I right about the house!!!?

give yourself more credit rofl, it was more than a stint it was 7 out of 8 of my career working years!

Ronaldinhio! Did I get you right then? ROFL

none of you look like how i imagine. i've met a good 20 or so of you and have been stunned by all of them

I'm not sure I even ought to ask

Hairymuff

you are a slight creature who has surprising strong arms. Sometimes you dream of armwrestling for GB and have anonymously written to Lord Coe to ask if it will be included in the 2012 Olympics.
(This is not the first time you have written to Seb over the years...)

You have the air of someone who is always slightly dazed as though you have just awoken from a deep sleep in a cosy haystack.
You are horsey and secretly much more judgey and bossy than you'd ever want anyone to know.
You have practised a number of benign smiles in the mirror whilst on the telephone.

Superb! Isn't this the best game ever?

pic on my profile kind of gives it away

Can someone do me?

hoochiemooma is one cool, cool mama who never gets stressed, is always the cucumber and happy at that!

nobody knows that her cool disposition is due to her impressive intake of valium and vodka.

she has two children (by two anonymous donors via a turkey baster) ages 26 and 29. she insists that they call her Twinkleberry, her name she assumed by deed poll 13 years ago, but this embarrasses them so they refer to her more casually as Hooch.

hoochiemooma likes doing sudoku and mumsnetting. she derives her income from her vegetable allotment and her nude posing for the artists school down the road. she has been modelling for them for 20 years and has noticed a marked decline in the student intake over the past 14 years.

claire2009 is 29 and has twins. her husband is handsome and witty but has a thing for the neighbour's gardener. Claire suspects this, but it secretly intrigues her because she has a thing for the neighbour, Felicity.

Their children are called Samuel and Samantha and they are 18 months old. Claire is starting to wonder whether the choice of names was possibly the best choice.

She does her grocery shopping online, via Ocado and has a regular hair appointment every Friday morning at Toni and Guy's at 11am with Emmanuel. They sometimes go for coffee after while Edward, the nanny, takes the twins to Tumble Tots, Fonix for Fun and Hi-di-hi-di-ho Songs for Toddlers.