what do you imagine I look like...

[fruitshootsandheaves]

what image do my name and my useless advice posts conjure up?

you have a moustache and very hairy legs

your breath smells of onions

lol

susie Who?

I am gorgeous.

AnyFucker

Late 30's
SAHM
Fiercely Intelligent
Live in the Midlands
Dark Hair

Right, without looking at the other posts, I suppose I get an image of a panda in my mind...closely followed by someone vomiting. By that's probably not what you were after right?

er not not really

*no not really

Anyfucker is a dark, slightly scruffy and no-nonsense Northerner who is scary but kind. Reality is channeling Derren Brown but looks more like Derek Acorah

lol@ derek acorah

am pmsl at how wrong BOF and SA are

I've only just stopped crying with laughter at the guinea pig called Andrew

I do have blue eyes thats about all LOL

Is it a gerbil called Dave?

Right then Any Fucker:

Late teens
Blonde
Thick as pig shit
Londoner (Hampstead or similar)

I had gerbils when I was younger, but none called Dave

you have got it SA !!

spot on

pmsl

I am crying now- you should write a computer program that generates a profile when you put your name in...you would be a millionaire

me !! me !!

I imagine you look like Vanessa Phelps

sorry....thats bad isnt it