what do you imagine I look like...

[fruitshootsandheaves]

what image do my name and my useless advice posts conjure up?

well, you'll just never know......

me me me, please anyone me!!

Jean (her real name) lives in Poole and always has done. She has short steel grey hair, a tanned face and piercing blue eyes.

Jean used to be a phys ed teacher until she pulled her achilles tendon and the next door neighbour's 17 year old son in the same week. That was 15 years ago and their 11 year old son is still questioned about his older brother and apparent absence of father.

She is quick witted and intelligent, except when it comes to choice of toy boys, because her 32 year old partner has just shagged the 20 year old check out girl at Morrisons and he liked it!

Jean is on the verge of becoming a tad bitter and twisted. Her son's interest in things aeronautical will be a saving grace when he wins a scholarship to Cape Canaveral College in 2011.

If I met Jean I would like her, but she would give me cause for concern, in a general kind of way.

Jean likes knitting Fair Isle cardigans.

Ronaldhinio - I think you must know me

Numberfour, So very wrong

i can but dream, claire2009, mother of twins..........

ps bet you wished i was right!! he he he he he

Numberfour, I'm 24yo, single, 2 kids aged 2 & 3yo

Hello!

Please someone tell me about 'Creamcaramella'

HA! i knew it!! i stirred my coffee anti-clockwise instead of clockwise this morning! THAT'S why i got the Hooch and Claire all a-muddled.....

number 4 that is a genius description of me

creamcaramella loves bubblegum pink anything. Has long nails, blonde hair possibly in a beehive. Wears clothes that are verging on too tight and is a huge Dolly Parton fan. She has a little boy who is really boisterous but loves to cuddle his mum when nobody is looking. She is single and the love of her life she met on holiday, but he couldn't be tamed, his name was Carlos or Giavanni.

Hi Plumprump. Whenever I feel afraid, I hold my head up high, and read that bit about my friends liking me! (about to go emoticon).

Even the fact that it's fictional cannot tarnish!

Hi alicecrail!
U got almost everything right!

Right: The clothes verging on too tight is sooo accurate.Love pink anything. boisterous lil boy. recently single(but not for too long)...as u said..Carlos

Not rights: Not a Dolly Parton fan. Black-brown hair!

Numberfour is a one-time city high-flyer, who visited an Eastern guru who's advice shook her to the core. She never let on what they said, but after their encounter she moved her family of 3 kids and a much younger surfer dude husband to New Zealand for a lifestyle of bohemian lentil-weavery which included a hugely successful Internet venture in packaging concepts. She eshews conventional religion but is strangely attached to vintage Russian icons and has an unfortunate habit of swearing in front of the children when she is driving.

Me too please.

leothelioness...
I'm not good at this. but all i see is RRRRRROOOOAAARRRR!!!

hahaha thats ok but I am not furry with a long tail if thats what you mean.

Leo- you are theatrical and creative, somewhat flamboyant, but you take pains to not come across as an egomaniac to your closest friends... You nuture dreams of being a burlesque star but the closest you've come is karaoke...you will end up on Big Brother and in the media spotlight with somewhat unwelcome attention from Andrew Lloyd Webber. In rehab you discover Buddhism...

Ooh, creamcaramella that is spooky!!

wow BOF, I wish my life were so interesting.
Mind youu Andrew Lloyd Weber.....on second thought scrap that idea.