what do you imagine I look like...

[fruitshootsandheaves]

what image do my name and my useless advice posts conjure up?

bunnylebowski

she has the look of Kate Bush, she has stretchmarks on her tummy (jeez, you must have, love), she is very smiley, she can do a mean jig, her daughter is adorable, red wine is her friend...

close?

I cheated < koff >

BOF, you also have the gift

Anyfucker - Apart from the hair you got me
Bella - I'm definately a mother to all but No chance of me being Hattie Jaques-esque

Do meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

AnyFucker

I always had you down as elfin with cropped hair a reallt yough bird who doesn't take crap from eeerr any fucker!
Do you possibly wear Biker Boots or Converse shoes and do you have or had you have wild coloured hair?

Pleeeeeeease do me now

BOF, I picture you as you or alternatively the drawing the your DP did of you. Obviously bumsex also springs immediately to mind too.

bet you can't do me

Reality and BoF, we are not worthy

Titsalina

I possess both Biker Boots and several prs of Converse. I don't have wild hair though, its rather mousy and boring , although it is cut short

Err, I used to take crap from peeps, but now I am old I don't stand for it

Titsalinabumsquash

you have lovely straight fair hair, you have a wry smile that doesn't show your teeth, you are very witty and creative (hence the great name), your bra size is 34D, your shoe size is 5 and a quarter, you throw a mean right hook

close?

Me??????????

< snigger at suwoo >

Alas, I am going to temporarily retire to have my late tea and watch Ashes to Ashes, but I'll give this another go later...

I do have strieght hair but its very dark, i don't show my teeth as they are horrible and crooked (sp?) i am witty and i guess creative. I wish my Bra size was only a D cup head up a fair few sizes and your be about right, i am a size 5 shoe and i do have a mean right hook.

yay!

I have to go too, this is bloody exhausting.

Back later

and meeee!!!! (jumps up and down)

< peers in >

I am not up to BOF and reality's standard but will give it a go

kormachameleon

you have shoulder length dark hair and beautiful blue eyes, your face is round and invites confidences, you attract the "nutter" whenever you have a night out, you like curry but change your mind all the time about which is your fave, you are wise for your tender years

bleh

ooh, having trouble with this one...

you are 6ft 2 with size 9 feet, your hair is in a demi-wave, you have "love" and "hate" tattoo'ed on your knuckles which you have to pluck to keep hair-free, your voice is very quiet but can be cutting, you don't suffer fools gladly except your mother-in-law who terrorises you by locking you in the pantry on regular occasions

Hm. Yes. fortunately not that accurate.

Do any of you know me?

??

my turn next please!

Y'all are crazy but am loving it. Made me laugh for the first time in weeks or months probably!

Pushes lilolil out of the way and hisses I'm next.

Even I'm not sure what I look like half the time!