what do you imagine I look like...

[fruitshootsandheaves]

what image do my name and my useless advice posts conjure up?

Heeheeheeheee

About half of that is absolutely true

"you should write a computer program that generates a profile when you put your name in...you would be a millionaire"

You definitely should.

Better than those ones where you put in your name and it comes up with you ideal career, inevitably stripper or pop slag star to appeal to teenage girls. Yours are far more interesting!

Oooh Reality you are good at this!

I just get wierd semi-subliminal images in my mind when I see posters names, so fruitshootsandheaves looks like a sheaf of wheat, Reality like a giant red heart, and BitOfFun like a big biscuit

Dread to think what I 'look' like from my name but feel free to attempt analysis!

AnarchyAunt

You look like Johnny Rotten with a handbag !!!

who's vanessa phelps??

Your name makes me think of a frightfully posh old man with lots of medals and a potty mouth!!!

Haha!

Spot on with the liking very good wine and Subway sandwiches.

Maybe you are actually an internet psychic mindreader?

ME ME ME NOW!!!

< wipes tears from eyes >

oh Reality, you are so funny, you have to "do" me!

Reality...please do me! these are brilliant

Me too!!

Lulumama I think she meant Vanessa Feltz

hmmm...not sure if that is a good thing.. although she is very erudite

Reality - ROFLOL!!!

yes erudition is a valuable asset

I seem to think alot of mumsnet must be redheaded, no idea but if I see a redheaded mum in the street I think of mumsnet!

Well the pints of cider bit is accurate

Juneybean, mind if I do you?

In my mind's eye, you are 5ft 8 with longer than average ight brown hair.

You ride a bicycle with a basket and/or child seat

You wear boden cardigans

You know several ways to serve asparagus

and have a secret crush on Inspector Columbo.

You've worked in admin and were very good at iit but prefer adventure sports such as hang gliding, kayaking etc.

How'm I doing so far?

oh yeah Feltz that who i meant..I was getting mixed up with the olympic swimmer LOL

just read your profile, I nearly put csi but decided on columbo instead!!