what do you imagine I look like...

[fruitshootsandheaves]

what image do my name and my useless advice posts conjure up?

think we killed this thread suwoo!

I'd say suwoo... 5'6"; slim; dark hair; beautiful with slightly oriental features.
????

PMSLLLLLLLLLLLL!

I'm blonde! quick temper though likely to kill/maim!!

hehhehe!! fantastic!

Have you been peeking??? I don't really look like that, but I'll pretend.

I've been googling like mad to look for a photo of the 'original' LiloLil but can't find one. Maybe I've seen you in town lilo, I live in Manchester too

< falls down onto knees >

I can't do any more...

please, please, somebody take over

< eats mars bars to correct impending hypo >

Oh please, please, please

You can have some virtual gin............

Suwoo, you were the runt of the litter in your family and got picked on my your three siblings, hence you tend to get ridiculously aggressive on nights out and this has got you in trouble on more than occasion. You had more than one fervent suitor at college, and one of them turned gay after you knocked him back. Unfortunately you spent too many months with one man with weird eastern religious beliefs who believed he could strengthen his chi by not ejaculating and you eventually took up line dancing as an outlet for your frustration. You won many medals and eventually the attention of the Billy Ray Cyrus lookalike tutor, who you settled down with and started a family hoping for a large dance troupe together...you love crinkle-cut chips but usually avoid them because you know they are fattening.

< falls in to heap >

thank god for that......

Don't let her beat you Anyfucker, you have to do me too for comparison purposes

you might have seen me in Manchester on Friday night, pished and dancing like a loon

I wanna bit of fun maker upper sends bribes of any choosing

No really, am quite literally going to PMSL as am desperate to go to the loo. You guys...

Nope, been a while since I stepped out of the house at night.... can't take my waddling self into town these days.

nope suwoo, I am not doing you, I am going on strike

< zips gob >

you are too gorgeous and I hate you

the hair....its not faaaaaaaiirr

korma, your profile pics gave me a bit of a pointer

Lilolilmanchester- you are much classier looking than your name implies, but still have an unfeasibly large bosom. Sadly though it is a case of all fur coat and no knickers, and you live in fear of being discovered as a deeply uncool one-time scrabble champion, despite your glamorous exterior. You have two ex-husbands, one of whom went on to marry a minor celebrity, but she begrudges you any maintenance and you seethe inwardly every time you see her in Heat magazine. You laughed when she was pictured with cellulite falling out a taxi. You are fantastic at cooking and have found happiness with a cab firm owner from Swindon and your two almost teenage children. The course you have been toying with taking will put you on the path of a lucrative career.

Ooh ooh do meeeee!

ha ha ha BOF. Bosom larger than it was, but no-one would describe it as unfeasible. No ex-husbands, and no cab-firm owner from Swindon (yet, at least!)

Oh yeah forgot to say, I have a progile too so don't cheat and looka t my pics

C'mon, someone has to do me!

PortBlacks- you are meticulous yet creative and given to mad flights of fancy which are kept in check by your rather conservative husband. You feel frustrated that despite your connections you still haven't quite made it, but a chance encounter in a bookshop will soon put paid to that. You are toying with the idea of another child, but wonder where you would put them, particularly because your eldest child keeps iguanas in the garage, rendering it unsuitable for conversion. Your dress sense has been described as eccentric, but you feel secretly pleased by this, and you greatly enjoyed your last school reunion, as the boy you fancied who was mean to you has gone prematurely bald.