Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully?

Sorry ABF

I do like ferrets, remember.

Damnit, Jen. I knew that would happen.

@EmpressOfTheNorthPole

EduCated you got your wish. You've now been deleted.

Olivia, the time is running out....

Spoil sport EduCated

Why don't you call me an atrocious cunt, then I can report you for a personal attack, that will get you deleted!

Bonkey congrats on the 1000 likes, well done

:( I got deleted :(

Ta Shaky

I did it I did it!

Come on olivia

Shaky, don't worry about cunts right now. OliviaMN is about to sing for Baby Jesus. I hope State's around.

What did you do Bonkey?

Have I blotted my copybook now?

I was a perfectly well behaved tell tale poster before that Empress corrupted me

Oh, oh, brilliant.

Excellent! I have been here around three years, never had a post deleted it nuffink. Now, finally, I have at least made a mnhq list !!

Sing for Baby Jesus

You know, Livs, Bono would do it.

Why's everyone outside staring at each other?

Sorry, Bonkey.

Olivia, are you still here?

*or

I May need to keep this name. This could be ni norty name. What else is on the list of things to do?

All I did was a blank post a big one :(

We're waiting for Olivia to sing, Honey.

Honey Cos Helen threatened to beat me up by the bike shed And all her mates.

So if I do a big blank post, can I get deleted and start ticking off my list today? I could do an advent style attack and complete a list item each day!

YY, look...

They won't do it, ill bet my pregnancy chocolate supply on it.

Poor sod would be better off as Jesus aswell, some of dps name suggestions