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Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

363 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/11/2012 19:25

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully? Wink

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EmpressOfTheNorthPole · 30/11/2012 20:00

We know you're a luffly singer, Bonks, but this is for Baby Jesus. Remember?

EduCated · 30/11/2012 20:01

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EduCated · 30/11/2012 20:01

That was nortier than I meant it to be [bblush]

StripyShoes · 30/11/2012 20:02

Damn. I thought since I habe never done a blank post, now would be the time to do it. But that version seems to habe been fixed.
Not that anyone knows who o am anyway!!

StripyShoes · 30/11/2012 20:03

Edu, I actually think it is because my phone won't hold the tick on the convert option. Stupid phone!

ShakiestDude · 30/11/2012 20:04

How do you do the big blank ones, I can only do little one

EduCated · 30/11/2012 20:06

Nah, don't convert Wink

EduCated · 30/11/2012 20:07

Shakiest Not telling, so nerrrrr.

Please, this is my pathetic attempt at being naughty so MN will delete one of my posts

SantaKissedBonkeyMollocks · 30/11/2012 20:09

Edu You just need to call someone a cunting troll and tell them that you know they enjoy wanking badgers under bridges!

EduCated · 30/11/2012 20:11

Do I have to mean it?

sittinginthesun · 30/11/2012 20:14

Edu - it's okay, Olivia is busy elsewhere. She won't have seen that.Grin

ZebraInHiding · 30/11/2012 20:17

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EduCated · 30/11/2012 20:17

Sitting But that's the whole point Wink

ZebraInHiding · 30/11/2012 20:18

Wahey!!!

EmpressOfTheNorthPole · 30/11/2012 20:19

No, that's the point, we want Olivia's attention over here.

EduCated · 30/11/2012 20:25

Santa What about a wank sock puppet who fingers ferrets? [win]

EduCated · 30/11/2012 20:25

Or Wink

I am not 15.

EmpressOfTheNorthPole · 30/11/2012 20:36

Bonkey, congratulations on all the FB likes for your gorgeous jewellery.

I know what'll get Olivia's attention.

MIIIIIIIITMOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 20:39

Ahem

EduCated · 30/11/2012 20:41

Only Olivia 'ahem's.

HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 20:42

@EduCated

Only Olivia 'ahem's.

Oi, are you at me?

I'll see you outside

AmazingBouncingFerretDude · 30/11/2012 20:43

Erm excuse me. I do not get pingued by wank sock puppets.

EmpressOfTheNorthPole · 30/11/2012 20:43

Helen, we're ready. Are you going to sing for Baby Jesus?

EduCated · 30/11/2012 20:43

Bring it

JenFrankincenseAndMyrrh · 30/11/2012 20:44

Picture of that West Wing chap that Olivia likes