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Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

363 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/11/2012 19:25

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully? Wink

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SoupDragon · 30/11/2012 21:00

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SantaKissedBonkeyMollocks · 30/11/2012 21:01

Awww state :(

Conrad was my dh's name of choice! no offence to nyone called that or have dc's with that name

He lost!

EduCated · 30/11/2012 21:01

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EduCated · 30/11/2012 21:01

Now wait for it...

ZebraInHiding · 30/11/2012 21:02

Then my Xmas present to mnhq could be a test from having to monitor my doings during December!

YouBrokeMySmoulder · 30/11/2012 21:03

Wtf is going on in here. Is a supply teacher in charge?

SantaKissedBonkeyMollocks · 30/11/2012 21:03
Shock

Edu Did it!

ZebraInHiding · 30/11/2012 21:04

*rest.

Excellent, Edu. So, shall we start an advent list?

TalcAndTurnips · 30/11/2012 21:04

I think I fell in a hole.

Confused
YouBrokeMySmoulder · 30/11/2012 21:04

I dont care WHO did it. You're ALL in trouble.

SoupDragon · 30/11/2012 21:05

It's Friday night. Olivia is busy.

ZebraInHiding · 30/11/2012 21:05

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SantaKissedBonkeyMollocks · 30/11/2012 21:05

Throws this into thread .

wewereherefirst · 30/11/2012 21:05

I fort my phone had gon funny.

OliviaMumsnet · 30/11/2012 21:06

I am not sure there is an OFFICIAL HQ song.

ZebraInHiding · 30/11/2012 21:07

Is that Luke or NewKate, santa?

EduCated · 30/11/2012 21:08

No spanking please, even if it is Friday night

OliviaMumsnet · 30/11/2012 21:08

@SoupDragon

It's Friday night. Olivia is busy.
Busy making a very long list of trouble makers to send to Santa
SantaKissedBonkeyMollocks · 30/11/2012 21:08

Could be either Zebra Wink

EduCated · 30/11/2012 21:09

The this is your time to shine, Olivia. Doooooo it, State will call her baby Jesus, we'll be happy and you can be smugly smug about penning what will surely be Christmas number 1...

SoupDragon · 30/11/2012 21:10

[innocent]

But Friday night always brings out the naughty ones meaning you are busy with, er, not commenting on procedure. Or something.

EduCated · 30/11/2012 21:10

Santa Or both.

HoneyDragon · 30/11/2012 21:10

Well Helen should know better. But you lot must stop winding her up!

SantaKissedBonkeyMollocks · 30/11/2012 21:10
EmpressOfTheNorthPole · 30/11/2012 21:11

We don't want an official HQ song (although I'd like to hear it if there was one and I'm sure Tee would let you use Troll Block Tango).
The deal was that if any of HQ wrote and performed an original song before State's baby was born, she'd name him/her Jesus. The baby is coming on Dec 19 and State's DP is going to need time to get used to the idea.