Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully?

Aw poor Luke and Kate

HelenMumsnet I'm still sulking, we won't give up you know

I'm not still PMSL at Hully winding helen up with emails from carlMN honest

She's OLittleTownOfBethleHelenMumsnet now (which to be fair is a great Xmas name).

HQ is so full now, SOMEONE there must be able to sing.

Oolong nice name change HelenMumsNet

I have been thinking of sons for the nativity play so far, I have (titles only)

• Little Bonkey
• Once in Royal Puddle City
• O Come all Ye Humpers

-Away in a Puddle

That was supposed to say " ooh, nice name change" duh

Do newbies have a list of tasks which they have to complete user supervision before they can be left by themselves?

P+C parking bunfight
General bunfight
Sock puppetry
Mitmoo
Chaos' carp phone malfunction
Hully
Hully on a full moon

Shaky

Must have Tee Holly and Tee Ivy and Dreamy Dreaming Of A White Christmas.

See Amid The Winter Snowtunes

We Three Empresses

Shaky Night

God Rest Ye Merry Gentle State

Ding Dong Merrily on Mumsnet

Yes, EduCated, and then they get a membership card.

Brilliant Empress I'm just warming up, I'm working on it

@EmpressOfTheNorthPole

Shaky

Must have Tee Holly and Tee Ivy and Dreamy Dreaming Of A White Christmas.

See Amid The Winter Snowtunes

We Three Empresses

Shaky Night

God Rest Ye Merry Gentle State

Ding Dong Merrily on Mumsnet

Yes, EduCated, and then they get a membership card.

You see. You don't need us...

@EduCated

Do newbies have a list of tasks which they have to complete user supervision before they can be left by themselves?

P+C parking bunfight
General bunfight
Sock puppetry
Mitmoo
Chaos' carp phone malfunction
Hully
Hully on a full moon

Kinda. LukeMumsnet done level 1 Chaos. But we don't let anyone move onto level 3 Mitmoo without several weeks of close monitoring and gin top-ups

My babys going to be stuck with the onion van, and it will be all HQs fault.

Smashing xmas name Helen btw.

I really need to make some effort and do mine, but I've been saying that about the christmas tree and two garlands that are lit now, yet undecorated, dp could do it, but it would be wrong.

YES WE DO need you. We Puddlehumpers do all the entertaining round here.

We're only asking for HQ to give us ONE little song. One original verse would be fine. And then State will be the new madonna and the world will be saved. Surely the collective brilliance of HQ can do that?

Helen said Mitmooooooo!

And don't think of it as a song so much as a poem set to music. Seriously, you have the opportunity to name a child Jesus. Why would you not be pouncing on that? Just think of the publicity

Exactly BethleHelen. MNHQ, responsible for the new Messiah.

State was crying about it in the Puddle. She was. She thinks HQ don't care.

EduCated, do come and visit us sometime. We live in the Cakes and Baking section. We'll give you cake (and you can be in our Nativity if you like).

But BethleHelenMNHQ

We doooo need you, please don't make us beg, it would be undignified and not in the spirit of the site

Puuuurrrrrlllleeeaaaaasssse!!!

I don't know, Shaky. I think they've got cold feet.

This thread reminds me of the girls from my girls school getting excited because they'd seen "A boy. In our school!" You'd think by Y9 they'd be used to there being a mixed 6th form and had actually managed to see boys before.

Oh we're used to boys, con, just as responders to emails and posters on the boards with a 'Tech' after their name.

Which, if you think about it, is a bit of a reverse sexism thing.

And, of course, there's ColetteTech. Who is my favourite Tech just because of her name.

Empress but I've changed my name from TeeHollyAndTeeIvy and I like this one better. I think Oh Christmas Tee, as a homage to last year's Christmas name, would be a better fit.

And BethleHelen would so win the name change comp if she was allowed to enter!

Grr. Just not as responders...

Anyway, we like to meet alllllllllllll the new MNHQers

OhChristmasTee it is.

I thought better of you HQ, I really did. I am sooooo disappointed in you

HQ you have not just let yourself down but you have let the ENTIRE site down, are you happy now?

We only wanted as song.

Is that really too much to ask?

It is Christmas after all.

I have reported my last 2 posts. Bet they won't respond < challenge>

We need to tempt them in. Here goes...

MITMOO