Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully?

Omg the mumsnet bat, not seen that for aaages!

Apple juice anyone? Its copella?

What, I'm 37wks pregnant, I need snacks.

Well my usual name comes up with the pics on my proofile

Thanks State.

You don't think Olivia's got cold feet?

Unsurprisingly, perhaps, mine has lots of pictures of blackboards and mortar boards

Looky what I found

Bonkey that's brilliant

I do not want to know what you typed into google to get that.

It's great, though.

My nickname

Santa kissed Bonkey Mollocks....execpt I swapped the B&M round for better results

Official MNHQ Songs:

I Hate You So much Right Now - Kelis (trolls)

Hotel California - Eagles (newbies)

Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds - Beatles (for the Chaotics)

Val

the Whole of the Moon - The Waterboys (for those days)

Surely he's not shy? We're luffly really.

Yes. Luffly except that Hully

Not fair,

I can't believe we didn't get a song

@DingDongKethryverilyonHigh

Luke still hasnt been to say hello, very rude!

He's hiding in the toilets not around at the moment, DingDong

@ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone

Not fair,

I can't believe we didn't get a song

Oh please don't sulk. Trust us, it's better than we don't sing. Ever.

HelenMumsnet

I think we would like to be the judge of that. It's not X factor, although you could probably do better than them.

Purrrrrleeeeease! Mwah!

Helen.

How can he not be around?

There are many routes to Mumnset, some of them even in portable pocket size packages..

I think you are covering.

I think we scared him Chaos

Chaos, maybe he is an office dude who actually got lucky with a 9-5 shift

Not like Olivia who puts in for her extraneous time at the weekend with gin payments

Good thinking Val it would be a bit mean of HQ to leave him, stranded, at the weekend, especially with a full moon. Poor Luke

But Helen, this song could change a child's entire life.

If BabyState isn't named Jesus (or BeeJesus for a girl) they might NEVER get to have a cabbage van. And that would be Really Tragic.

I can't sing either but I still directed the Musical.

I think we scared Luke too. Poor Luke.