Sex icks

[Silverbook]

A friend (yes, honestly) had the hilarious (for us, traumatic for her) experience of a guy getting down to the deed and saying “missile incoming” at the split second before penetration. I think she deserves an Oscar for keeping a straight face. Instant sex ick!

Whats yours? Mine is anybody who thinks it’s acceptable on any level to keep their socks on.

I bet you're standing there like a little teapot "just who do you think you are...."

Bloody hell!!!! 😂😂😂

But this thread is not about sex; it's about the inept things some men do that put women off sex.

Are you the thread police?

I’d say it’s enthralling with a complete stranger that gives you the raging horn and that you never have to see again.

I’m not going to tag the poster I’m talking about in case I get reported again, but they have achieved what they set out to do, they have chipped and chipped away at this thread, when they could have said nothing and have completely derailed it, I was having such a laugh at the posts that were in the spirt of it. I always think of a thread like a little sailing boat, we are onboard and just praying that a shark doesn’t spot us, or a fucking wasp 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh and one last thing for that prudish poster “FANNIES, BUMS AND WILLIES!” (Poster desperately trying to cover their ears screaming noooooo!)

This might be the worst one.

It’s when they are all red and puffy and look like they might pop a vein when you’ve hardly got started and they end looking triumphant…

I agree, can the posts just go back to sex icks so I can have a giggle to beat the Sunday blues?

I haven't got any, unfortunately 😄😄 but that's because I haven't much positive experience

Looking forward to getting out there myself, in a couple of years, and seeing what hot men london has to offer 🤭

oh actually when men start talking about fecking threesomes, or cuckolding … like it is hot stuff sex talk.

I am not against anyone here who likes a trio or a quadruple or whatever floats your fancy.

But I am against men suggesting entanglement with your best mate who think the bloke is a prick anyway when you’re half way through a deed…. like it’s the most novel idea in the history of sex talk.

Or starting to offer to watch you with someone else like bob the plummer.

As if they could cope either or any such scenario without some sort of rage filled jealous melt down as they see you having the time of your life….

…

I've got a full figure and big boobs and for some reason I do attract men that like cuckolding or being dominated

I'm always disgusted 😒

Worst ick was a fellow kinkster who wanted to suspend me in rope with rose stems inserted into the knots, and then use a violet wand. After an hour of balancing on one foot in gorgeous lingerie (but looking like I was going mountaineering!) I told him I was bored and to untie me. We drank Ukrainian vodka and discussed nuclear physics, which was much more enjoyable.

He’s recently converted my broken Roomba vacuum into a fucking machine. I consulted on angles, depth and speed. Suffice to say I will not be testing it. I adore a science nerd but if the chemistry ain’t there… 🤷🏼‍♀️

I'm a bit worried after reading this thread because I often leave my socks on! Why risk getting cold feet?!

This sounds like one complicated scenario - props to you for giving it a whirl for that long.

Dear God please ask him to message me! He sounds fabulous!

oh this is just grim for you.Sorry!

I always find it such a turn off especially when typically they bring nothing else exciting to the table, but the expectation of one’s performance for their pleasure.

I have never had it offered to be in a way that suggests it might actually be for my benefit.

I just end up feeling a lot of irk and a sad kind of deflated feeling.
Grimmest of all irks.

🙄 silly

Going to share mine as I don’t think your posts should detail the thread any more. You definitely won’t like this one as I literally am laughing at my sexual partner, so do look away now :)

My absolute worst ick is when my partner makes this awful self satisfied ‘heh heh’ noise when he’s about to go down on me. I don’t know how to ask him to stop because it’s really a little thing but it dries me right up 🤢 makes me think of a pompous little old man finally getting a crossword clue

Tell him. He will be grateful in the long run. He probably wants to give you some sort of warning and doesn't know what to say.

Not to kink shame but being approached just for someones kink is definitely grim! And it's true, they never care about you just themselves

It wasn't during sex, but a guy sent me a picture of his penis right before I was headed to meet up with him. Had a miniature top hat on it and a crown royal bag tied round like a cape. No caption or follow up text, just a dick puttin on the Ritz. Couldn't bring myself to dtd after that but we did stay friends.
On a side note I've read a bit of the penetration man thread and have now learned there is such a thing as a cock cage😳

This did make me snigger....more at your 'little old man' comment than anything else!

I would rather know if something I was doing was giving the ick....I would be moritifed I think if I carried on and found out much later it was having that impact.

That was the first place I’d heard of it too 😂

I think that it I was ever feeling a bit down, this would have to be a 'go to' to cheer me up.

Where can I find this penetration man thread, can't see it x

There's a link on pg 5 of this thread