Sex icks

[Silverbook]

A friend (yes, honestly) had the hilarious (for us, traumatic for her) experience of a guy getting down to the deed and saying “missile incoming” at the split second before penetration. I think she deserves an Oscar for keeping a straight face. Instant sex ick!

Whats yours? Mine is anybody who thinks it’s acceptable on any level to keep their socks on.

@ObtuseMoose and @NippyCrab
Thank you! 😂

Hahaha what?

This isn't even worth an intelligent response.

LOL

I read a post on a similar thread once that told of a man receiving oral sex - and when he was about to come, he shouted "DRINK FROM MY FOUNTAIN" 😂😂😂

So start your own thread all about that then.

Left a club with a chap (my mate had clicked too) and he gave me a lift home (trusting 18 year old🙄) When he parked up for a ‘snog’ he whipped it out immediately and said
”Let’s put this where it belongs shall we?”
Er no.

Nowadays, my on/off partner gives me the ick as he is well endowed, proud of it, useless at foreplay and my sex drive has disappeared.

Every well endowed man I have ever been with has been like this. No foreplay game whatsoever. It's almost as if they think they don't have to try because we will be satisfied to Worship The Penis.

I once heard of a bloke who yelled, ‘WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!’ when he came.

I saw a tweet years ago where someone was ranting about masturbation and they called the clit the devils doorbell.

Oh God, your one of those “my knob is a religious experience!” Wankers aren’t you!

Sex, casual or in a committed relationship, is about fun, closeness and pleasure. Different people have different ideas about what that looks like. It requires respect and communication…and sometimes running for the hills!

Obviously something too intellectual for you to understand.

One night stand years ago, when he cum he closed his eyes and said mmmmmmm mum mum mum!
I asked why, he said that he pictured the time he caught his mum topless sunbathing to stop himself cummig to fast, I never saw him again.

😂😂😂

I think discussing sex is a great thing.
But there's discussing sex and there starting a thread just to laugh at your sexual partner on a public forum.
I also don't see why this thread isn't in the Sex topic forum. That's what it's there for.

Good lord @JustSayingBut , will you for the love of god just leave it. You're not enjoying yourself, and nobody is enjoying you either. Mind your business.

Well if you and your pal are in the habit of having sex with comparative strangers is it surprising you come across gross and off putting behaviour?

Nasty

I once had a guy ask me to slap & choke him mid-shag. I'm all for a bit of kink but we'd known each other for years and he totally misjudged me - I'm shy in day to day and a total sub when it comes to kink.

Sex is so much better when these things are discussed more openly.

So its OK for you and your pals to post offensive things directed me. And now you are telling me I shouldn't be sticking up for myself and replying to some of the personal attacks?
Just who do you think you are telling people they can't post on a thread?

As for weird shit men say during sex.

I remember an ex of mine (VERY short relationship!) saying can't wait to fuck later - I need tapping off. 🤢

Well if that's your idea of a good time that's great.
And you are right I wouldn't want to join your group.
You still haven't said why you didn't start this thread in the sex topic forum. You know : the place for you to discuss your sex life with like minded posters.

Definitely! Especially if they've got feet like Frodo Baggins 😂

Why do you keep coming back to a thread you say you find disrespectful?

You remind me of a wasp at a picnic. You just keep coming back to spoil the fun.

That’s what I said, but my comment got deleted, it seems they are looking for offence then reporting us for it, if anyone’s old enough to remember Mary Whitehouse, I think she may have been reincarnated 😂😂😂😂

But you're posting on a thread that you apparently hate and find disrespectful... Why? Genuinely don't understand.