Sex icks

[Silverbook]

A friend (yes, honestly) had the hilarious (for us, traumatic for her) experience of a guy getting down to the deed and saying “missile incoming” at the split second before penetration. I think she deserves an Oscar for keeping a straight face. Instant sex ick!

Whats yours? Mine is anybody who thinks it’s acceptable on any level to keep their socks on.

Found it, thank you - thats my evening sorted once dd is in bed 🤭🤭

@JustSayingBut

Rather than amping up the self-righteousness, perhaps it would be better to back off, having realised that this is not the thread for you.

It's not that you're being offensive or anything - more that you seem not to understand what's going on. It's like listening to an earnest dolphin talking about life in the forest.

This may help:

https://wondermark.com/c/1062/

@TriesNotToBeCynical oh my god, that depicts so many mumsnetters!

For me my ick is a F0reskin that hangs really long over the end of a man’s 🍆