Sex icks

[Silverbook]

A friend (yes, honestly) had the hilarious (for us, traumatic for her) experience of a guy getting down to the deed and saying “missile incoming” at the split second before penetration. I think she deserves an Oscar for keeping a straight face. Instant sex ick!

Whats yours? Mine is anybody who thinks it’s acceptable on any level to keep their socks on.

Have sex with who you want how you want. Stay safe and it's no one else's business.
But yes. That phrase brought some bile up. I think I would have boaked if it had been me

Isn't there a sex topic for these discussions?

They always degenerate into explicit stuff that isn't really appropriate for discussion on an open forum then people get called out for slut-shaming or not being 'sex positive' because they're sceptical about why someone wants to talk about sex icks on a primarily female open forum on a Sunday morning.

Or it could have been a joke…

But that's not what your original post said. You automatically assumed that the guy was a stranger to her. You come across as very judgemental.

I’m delighted to say I have a wonderful, supportive and hilarious friendship group where we often share these stories- none of us feel betrayed

. I doubt you’ll be joining in any time soon so you really don’t have to worry.

Genuinely a friend too but her fella once did the fat bastard from Austin powers 'look at my sexy body' ....she got the ick 😂

Y-fronts

As a teenager I was with a boy who undressed and had virgin destroyer tattooed above his willy. I wish I had left but my self esteem was such I became a notch.

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Can I keep my socks on?

Take a chill pill. Where did she say that about herself or her friend????

Someone's a bit judgemental this morning.
Go have some sex and loosen up.

Well, at least he didn't say "Choo-choo entering the tunnel".

Some years ago....I am lying in bed guy is slowly pulling down his boxers with his back to me [he did to be honest have a nice arse]. However the moment was somewhat spoiled by a dangling piece of toilet tissue from a clearly recent visit. The budding relationship was doomed from this point forward.

I can genuinely say that any sexual partner calling himself "Daddy" in the throes of passion would get him turfed out

If he had said missile incoming to me I would have said torpedo launch fail 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and shut the missile silo doors!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Well if you and your pal are in the habit of having sex with comparative strangers is it surprising you come across gross and off putting behaviour?

Oh bore off judgypants.

Mine is anyone who takes socks off!!

Yes, the Fun Police are out in force today.

Not me but a friend told me she and her bf were getting down to it when she noticed slidmarks in his pants. Totally put her off.

There was a MNer on here way back who reported that p/h announced afrer orgasm 'That cleared out the pipes' - urgh...

This is the trouble with men and their penises, they think they are impressive and imposing bits of kits

Nope, just totally ugly bits of kit.

My ick is when an ex decided it was appropriate to name his appendage. The first time he shared this knowledge with me was in the midst of (what had been up to that point) a lovely romantic holiday in Paris. Strangely enough saying: “Behold Excalibur!” wasn’t the aphrodisiac he thought it would be… he didn’t do it again.

Great.

So what made you on a Sunday morning think you wanted to hear more stories about fucking? From strangers?