Sex icks

[Silverbook]

A friend (yes, honestly) had the hilarious (for us, traumatic for her) experience of a guy getting down to the deed and saying “missile incoming” at the split second before penetration. I think she deserves an Oscar for keeping a straight face. Instant sex ick!

Whats yours? Mine is anybody who thinks it’s acceptable on any level to keep their socks on.

Experiencing a micro penis. I know it wasn't his fault but Jesus Christ.

We had been seeing each other for a few months before that night.
I didn't see him again after that. I made so many excuses.

The same way you decided to read and comment on them.

Well, a friend of mine said years ago that what gave her the ick was that when he'd finished, he said "now you've had all of me" 😒

You do realise there's a huge difference between responding to things that come up in 'active discussions' and actually wanting to and taking the time to make a thread seeking sex stories on a forum right?

There's always one in every thread isnt there?

Are you from the 18th century?

YABU about the socks. Socks are great.

The missile incoming - I mean it could be worse. It is funny. Overall I think I would allow that.

I expect to be in the minority!

OP, if you want to hear more of these - check out the thread “Penetration man” under Classics. It’s brilliant, and hardly any fun sponges on there.

I think socks on is ok for people with ugly trotters

Even if you went on 50 dates with someone before sleeping them you’d have no idea they were gonna inexplicably refer to their knob as an incoming missile in the moment until you got to the moment so your point about “that’s what happens when you sleep with strangers” is completely irrelevant.

@Drinkdrinkduuurink yes, unfortunately!

@Arlanymor Excalibur 😂😂😂😂😂

No I'm not from the 18th century.

Having had the misfortune to read some of the reviews on UK punting and similar sites I have a distaste for people posting derogatory comments on their sexual partners on public forums.

Besides if OP and some of the pp on this thread want to discuss their sexual proclivities and dislikes why didn't OP start the thread in the Sex topic? That's what it's there for isn't it?

Isn't 'punting' going down a river in Cambridge.... although now I think about it, that could be one of 'those' things said in bed.
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Some years ago I had a male friend who was going through a bit of a fun and free time. He met a random woman online and jumped in his car to shoot up the motorway to meet her at her flat (and for the fun police - yes we all know how unwise this is! Luckily he's not a murderer!)

Anyway, he arrived and she opened the door in a babydoll nightie and support bandages on both knees. He said that when they went into her bedroom, something was crunching underfoot on the carpet and as he had sex with her, he slid his hand under the pillow for err leverage maybe .. and his hand curled round a half eaten chicken drumstick

I was simultaneously enthralled and disgusted

You're obviously a guy, probably an incel.

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

So you think a website dedicated to men celebrating the abuse, exploitation and dehumanisation of women is funny?
That says a lot about you.

A colleague of mine had sex for the first time with a fella.
Deed done, he went to the bathroom to clean up, came back and wiped her 😳
That was the end of that beautiful relationship 🤣

Oh gosh @JustSayingBut PLEASE just take a day off. You've made your point and this clearly isn't the thread for you.

But good job there on ruining it

I've never heard of the website. Don't judge me. You know nothing about me. Get off your high horse and develop a sense of humour whilst curtailing your entitlement and judgement. Your comments say a lot more about you.

Did you accidentally trip and fall into the thread with “sex icks” as the title or were you purposely looking to be offended?

Aw I don't think that's that bad... if it was done in a nice way... maybe not if he was thinking she was gross iykwim.

You're getting a bit desperate now, the umbrage-taking is just looking silly. Someone will be looking at you in an offensive way soon, no doubt.

@Redlarge she felt he crossed a line 🤷🏻‍♀️