Sex icks

[Silverbook]

A friend (yes, honestly) had the hilarious (for us, traumatic for her) experience of a guy getting down to the deed and saying “missile incoming” at the split second before penetration. I think she deserves an Oscar for keeping a straight face. Instant sex ick!

Whats yours? Mine is anybody who thinks it’s acceptable on any level to keep their socks on.

Haha. I suppose it's different if in a ltr. It prob is a bit unexpected for a new partner.

Women should be able to enjoy casual sex without men being weird, creepy, projecting porn and kinks etc.

Men ruin everything that could be fun and they don't realise that if they treated women with a bit more respect and prioritised our pleasure over their own, they would be having a lot more sex.

But the issue isn't women wanting casual sex, it is a society that allows the majority of men to act like neanderthals.

And as OP said in her update... Her examples weren't even from casual encounters. So you are projecting a lot here.

I read the thread initially because I thought it was actually someone with a serious issue, not just someone looking for salacious gossip about their sexual partners. I then made a comment on what I'd read. As im entitled to do. And I've replied to one or two if the posts addressed to me, though I've not read all of them. How is that " spoiling" the thread.
Perhaps you should have posted the thread in the Sex topic forum where it would have had an exclusive audience of like minded people yourself

I wonder if your DH discusses his sex life with you on a public forum just for laughs.

A ONS said "thank you, that was amazing"

It felt too much like something you'd say to a chef 🤣

Had a crier too. That was very ick 😔

Ahh this isn't bad, it's a gesture of good manners tbh 🤭

So I’m a gay guy and a partner once said to me that he would like it if I would ravish him, I’m telling you now my private parts pretty much instantly smoothed over like a Ken doll!

I mean what in the fucking Barbara Cartland hell was that! RAVISH from a guy!

My DP thinks it's cute when I leave my socks on. But I wouldn't like it if he did...we're all different aren't we?!

"Missile incoming" is wierd and funny, but doesn't show his 'true misogyny', or whatever the Sunday School teacher is suggesting.

"smoothed over like a Ken doll!"

🤣🤣🤣

An ex would ask me “how do you like that?” or “does that feel good?” after every position/pace change. Awful

I think there has been no missile incoming from @JustSayingBut for a while- hence the judgy tone of the post! Sex is a stress reliever just saying 😉😂

Sex was in the title, you didn’t need to open it.

And you know full well that writing degrading ‘reviews’ of named prostituted women is nothing like posting an entirely anonymous humorous experience with a consenting man.

I think there has been no missile incoming from @JustSayingBut for a while- hence the judgy tone of the post! Sex is a stress reliever just saying 😉😂

However, as theytalk of punting, there may have been use of a long pole.

Where can I find the Classics section?
Can't see it anywhere

I’d be quite amused if my husband used the ‘incoming missile’ line - sex doesn’t have to be serious all the time does it? Also I have definitely had sex and belatedly realised half way through that I still have my socks on. Our house is so cold I’d ideally keep all my clothes on with just an access flap to allow the missile to dock.

I wasn't projecting anything. Everything the OP said in her first post indicated sex with people they didn't know : referring to her pal's partner merely as a " guy". Op talking about how she didn't like sex with men who kept their socks on suggests she has multiple encounters with men who do that. There was nothing to indicate she was actually only referring to her DH.

I have nothing against women having multiple sexual partners if that's what they want. Their body their choice. But I think it's naive beyond belief to think that they are going to encounter civilised, respectful , considerate behaviour from the men they have sex with on a casual basis where there is not even a requirement for liking each other, let alone respect.

And as I said before coming on to a public forum to poke fun at their sexual partners is distasteful. And actually the fact OP is poking fun at her DH in bed and her friend's partner is worse than if they were just talking about casual sexual partners.

Let me guess, you’d be just the person to offer non judgmental support to somebody with a “serious issue” titled “sex ick”…..

I have not said you are soiling the thread.

My DH knows I have made jokes about his socks. I find once you are comfortable with somebody you can have a joint laugh at the expense of one.

Has he discussed me with his friends? I would hope he has the same safe space with his friends that I have with mine and they can talk about whatever they want knowing it won’t go further.

And why didn't you start the thread in the Sex topic forum?

It's just yuck. It doesn't take much to put most women off sex 😆

Not sure I have ever read such a po faced, judgemental comment

@Silverbook just ignore @JustSayingBut
I don't have an ick sex experience but I'm laughing at the few that are managing to post.
Reported the poster who is intent on derailing the thread for whatever reason!

"Anyway, he arrived and she opened the door in a babydoll nightie..."

That's a very strange place to have a door fitted.

Surely socks on is acceptable if other clothes are still on?

It really really doesn't.

If you've been seeing someone for a few months, they're not your DH or DP, and you may be sufficiently mature that the term 'boyfriend' feels juvenile and silly, you may dislike the term 'fwb' because the relationship is significantly more than that...

And you may wish to convey the idea that the person in question is male.

So 'a guy' is absolutely fine and does not in any way indicate that this is a casual hook up, ONS or random shag with a stranger!

Anyway... moving on from the ridiculous, Olympic level leaps some want to make...

At the point of orgasm, the guy (I had been seeing for exactly the appropriate amount of time, and yet was neither my husband, partner or boyfriend), exclaimed...

'Tremendous!'...

I'd like to say that was the one and only time, and I never allowed him into my bed again, but it wasn't, and I did.

Always one.