Can we talk about spunk?

[LittleMissMankyPants]

So. Something that has never cropped up in conversation with my girlfriends. After-sex spunk. What do you all do about it?

Mine can take 24hrs to nicely re-materialise in my pants. So unless I want a soaking wet crotch I wear a sanitary pad. Which, if I'm having sex a few times a week, means I spend most of my life wearing pads with a manky spunky fanjo!

Please tell me I'm not the only one. Or am I doing something wrong?

Tampon... lesser evil!

This might be tmi, but if DH shoots his load, I inevitably end up with spunky clothes or, more likely, hands from trying to catch it. So it is either a tampon or I start wearing my marigolds to bed...

wacoloce that's very interesting. But I thought you were going to tell us your mum held on to spunk for 73 hours.

OP I'm with you, there's very rarely immediate leakage and it's usually the next day when I'm walking into town or some other inconvenient time that it re-emerges. DH is very well-endowed though not a stealth boast I swear, it's a blessing and a curse so in my head it gets shot a long way up there
Ex-P had a fucking tiny much smaller penis and there was always that horrible minute immediately after where it all came out

Same as you OP. Think it's gone then mid afternoon the next day that nice, warm feeling 😂

I know I have a high cervix, so must be that. Try to push it out after but nope. There's obviously a little reservoir up there, somewhere.

A feel the need for a support group for MNers with high cervises (cervixi?) and well endowed partners.

There's defo a spunk pocket up in there somewhere. It's the same place my coil threads disappear into within days of having them yanked back down by a nurse.

It's not a super huge amount when he does it on my boobs or belly . TBH when he does it inside me it seems loads but when I see it on belly or boobs it's not that much . Roll of toilet paper beside bed and bobs ya uncle - sorted . It always leaks out of me when I leap up to get to bathroom and goes on bed sheets so I have to grab toilet roll and hold between legs till I navigate my way to toilet . It's such a messy business haha 😂

It's weird isn't it? Anywhere else is hardly any but inside it's like Vesuvius haha!

Hey OP, hope you don't mind but we're going to move this thread over to our Sex topic.

Apparently it's putting a few people off their dinner...

If you click on a thread called 'Can we talk about spunk?' over dinner you.deserve everything you get imo.

OP isn't asking people to eat the spunk, just talk about it

(Although that might solve your problem ....)

Corbyn exactly...

blue I find there seems much more of it in that particular orifice. Just me?

Nothing wrong with protein for tea. WTF is wrong with people?

Stick a mooncup up in there and then empty at your leisure. Safer than tampons.

Enough already!

Okay it's me; it's MY dinner! And I had to click on the thread because of all the reports about it.

It's just a shame that I've got a plate of macaroni cheese in front of me...

I guess it may seem more in the Fanjo cos of our wetness haha 😂 oh my what a topic haha

A bj would stop the mess on the bed if u swallow ( I really want to swallow but always stop before he comes - scared of what it tastes like ? ) what does it taste like ? Salty ? Lumpy ? Warm? Rice pudding ? Haha

Rice pudding??? Hahaha!!!

Depends on the man. It varies.

Give it a shot (excuse the pun) only then, you'll know.

@mangomay I wouldn't know anymore, it took 4 years to conceive DS so it's been going exclusively in my fanjo for some time now! 😆 (and now we have him so too tired for the sex)

And I had to click on the thread because of all the reports about it.

Course you did 🤔😁

If it's rice pudding I think he has some kind of issue!

See I have a low cervix, or I've always thought it can be painful even with average sized manhood.

If I have sex at night it will sometimes emerge the next day, after a good few toilet visits etc. Never had an appropriate moment either... awkward conversations with colleagues when you're downstairs starts going cold and wet 🤢

Also there have been a few in the middle of the night wake ups that bug the hell out of me.

Luckily those were in our trying to conceive days only... I don't want that stuff in me now 😂

I really want to do it but dh is really respectful and last night I was slightly drunk and kept going and he pulled it out and said he knows I don't want to do it so didn't wanna just do it . I had psyched myself up and was prepared but then chickened it when he stopped to ask if I was ok grrr might try again tonight . It can't be that bad as loads of people swallow . What does it taste like tho ? Is it salty ? Dh loves giving to me so I feel I should return the favour . I do give bjs ( good ones dh says haha) but always stop just before 💥

I get this; comes out sometimes over 24 hours later. I really don't like it-might try that tampon trick though.