Can we talk about spunk?

[LittleMissMankyPants]

So. Something that has never cropped up in conversation with my girlfriends. After-sex spunk. What do you all do about it?

Mine can take 24hrs to nicely re-materialise in my pants. So unless I want a soaking wet crotch I wear a sanitary pad. Which, if I'm having sex a few times a week, means I spend most of my life wearing pads with a manky spunky fanjo!

Please tell me I'm not the only one. Or am I doing something wrong?

I don't want to come across as some pervy sexpert, but in relation to suction, your DP could practice on the tip of one of your fingers. Mmmmmm

Anyway, that's given me an idea. Must go.

Same here! Hubby won't know what hit him! 2 in 2 days!! 🙈

My boyfriend does the suction thing but through my underwear when he's getting started, it is very, good

I feel your pain on the working away mangomay he's home this week but at the moment he's usually away mon-fri. Although even after a 7 hour drive and not getting home until after 12 the other week, he was still up for it!

I can't really complain emboo it's only once every few months, and usually only overnight, although 4 days after our wedding he had to work in Scotland for 10 days. I spent the entire time crying while looking at wedding pics and whingeing about having to take the bins out.

Mousse great idea. You say Pervy sexpert, I say font of all knowledge.

Sorry to resurrect this rather hilarious thread but I just remembered what I always say when it makes its appearance (and probably every Scottish lassie on MN!).

"Better out than on ah always say!"

*in

Out than in

Of course!

Ok well when I first saw the question I wondered whether it was a bit too crude to answer it but apparently my 'too crude' is what you lot discuss over Sunday lunch at your grandmas!

I find the spunk gets trapped near my cervix; if I just leave it it will be next day as you describe OP. What I do is stand astride the toilet and insert a clean finger high inside and use it to gently push the back wall of my vagina back, which releases a lot of it; then I push the front wall forwards, which usually brings out the rest. Repeat as necessary and then a quick wipe of the outside, wash hands, back to bed!

Does no one else do this - I assumed everyone did!

That sounds like an effective method but I wouldn't want to get so up close and personal with my vagina

I had this problem when we were trying to conceive! Think I used a bit of tissue.. Nowadays we use condoms so all good. Sex actually feels better to me with condoms weirdly enough! It stings without.. maybe I'm allergic to DPs cum

farmer All cum I've tasted has been like mild salty bleach.. I just swallow and straight for the mouthwash 😂

mango Definitely not all men want anal. Some go on about it so much that their voice is the loudest! Me and DP love it but I've met men who won't even entertain it, and read others talking on male forums among other men that they don't want to do it. So I would trust your DH!

Yea men are as individual as women, they don't all like the same things.

Am I the only one who gets it dripping immidiately and then later as well?! It's never ending.

Top thread by the way

Before I make a contribution to this thread, does anyone else think that a man reading or writing writing on here is 'a bit creepy?'

BTW, the subject and content here don't gross me out, I find it a) fascinating and b) frequently hilarious

DownstairsMixUp a tiled cervix!!!!!!

Can’t help noticing that with all this talk of spunk, no one has mentioned ............ the wet spot.

Perhaps no-one's mentioned the wet spot because they're all skilled at making sure it's on his side

Going back to the op, it must also depend on how much ejaculate comes out!
No pun intended 😉

Re. The wet spot, my wife and I usually compromised by aiming for the middle of the bed, and latterly had a towel to hand, to put down during the rest period before the final countdown, thus dealing with the issue in a practical fashion. Maybe not very romantic, but effective.

As a man, I will make no contribution other than to thank you all for making me laugh.

It's a pretty well tiled cervix... lots of positive comments

Condom

I'm glad we addressed the smell here. Women have the rep of smelling like fish, but i only smell fishy when theres stale cum in there so its really men's fault!!!! Grrr.

Agree, stale cum smells disgusting!

Mine cums on me and then gets a towel and cleans it off me.

Farmer's wife it depends and differs with diet. The healthier the guy the better it tends to taste.

I find health effects the smell too for me.