Can we talk about spunk?

[LittleMissMankyPants]

So. Something that has never cropped up in conversation with my girlfriends. After-sex spunk. What do you all do about it?

Mine can take 24hrs to nicely re-materialise in my pants. So unless I want a soaking wet crotch I wear a sanitary pad. Which, if I'm having sex a few times a week, means I spend most of my life wearing pads with a manky spunky fanjo!

Please tell me I'm not the only one. Or am I doing something wrong?

Funko yes but only for half an hour or so. It's not getting in to the same places!!

Ohhhhh. Not sure about that, I've had a hysterocopy before and they literally fill you up with saline, it just feels wrong. Plus it upsets the balance up there surely?

*hysteroscopy

Please dont squirt shit up your fanny man, upsets the perfectly balanced civilisation up there.

I would rather have this problem then doing the 'cum run'

As soon as the deeds done, getting up and rushing to the loo with my thighs together to stop it escaping before the safety of the toilet.

Thank god current dp prefers condoms. Ex was not well endowed so the cum run was super risky.

The Cum Run 😂😂😂

DO NOT GOOGLE CUM RUN

seriously. You'll get one of those 'you've won an iPhone' ads that won't go away.

Oh god the cum run! Ha ha ha!! When you do it on the couch and you don't want to get it on the soft furnishings so you cup your hand under to catch the drips and run to the loo!

Sexy sexy sexy!

The trick is to slither over their side of the bed en-route to the toilet 😂

I think this is the first thread on the sex board the dudes have kept their distance from

Purple leather sofa, baby wipes. Problem solved 😂

OP exact same thing for me too. Sometimes I even find a few of his pubes in there too ... nice! Yes I have showered, not like I just have a quick wet wipe and off I go like I did in the old days.

Most of the time I have to dash off and sit on the loo to try and wee afterwards otherwise I'm a bit prone to a UTI.

I didn't know people still said spunk 🤔

I've got a follow up question.

I tend to just say 'pass the loo roll dear' and just squeeze (cough) into a woodge of that. (hoping that I don't fart).

Am I unusual in doing this in front of my partner, or are you all doing cum runs to the toilet?

NoCapes imagine the confusion in Australia where is means someone fit/good looking... e.g. He's so spunky

Arf london

OP sounds quite spunky

I briefly mentioned this thread to my DH when he asked what I was smirking about.

Funnily enough, he asked nothing further and went outside.....

About 4 years ago, inspired by a thread that I'd talked about on here, one of my birthday presents was The Crusty Sex Towel. I still have it and we still call it that

Do you have to crack it before each use?

I do wash it regularly! 😂 I have to do it when the kids aren't around though or they will use it as a tea towel or something. It's a secret towel.

I've said it before....

Jizz smells like bleach.

Makes me gag

You keep a towel just for wiping up spunk? And don't wash it every day? That's a new low even for this thread - surely?

We use tissue. Not loo roll mind you. We each have our own box of colour-coordinated tissues. we're very 'try hard' middle class

I just stuff it there, hobble to the loo then stuff another wodge there til morning.

See now I've made it sound like an ACTUAL crusty sex towel.... it's not really, it's just my sex towel that's at my side of the bed. It gets washed every time I use it, I promise

Crack it?! Pahahaa! 👏

I got the idea from a thread on here about a knitted wank sock, does anyone else remember it?? Brilliant thread.