Can we talk about spunk?

[LittleMissMankyPants]

So. Something that has never cropped up in conversation with my girlfriends. After-sex spunk. What do you all do about it?

Mine can take 24hrs to nicely re-materialise in my pants. So unless I want a soaking wet crotch I wear a sanitary pad. Which, if I'm having sex a few times a week, means I spend most of my life wearing pads with a manky spunky fanjo!

Please tell me I'm not the only one. Or am I doing something wrong?

‘The rest period before final countdown’ WTF is that?

It’s something I made up to describe what happens as we approach the finale, i.e. when I’m getting close to finishing I’ll kind of slow down to gather my energy for the last sprint, so it’s a good time to place some suitable absorbent material under my wife’s bum ..... unless she’s on top, of course, in which case anything that subsequently leaks out leaks all over me.

‘Hang on love, I’m not far off now - stick a bath mat under your arse whilst I take a couple of deep breaths’

Jeeeez

Have you been bugging my boudoir?

Very practical approach Banquo:-)

Similarly.... haven’t had to do this for years (because we’ve got central heating that actually works now) but whilst DTD in winter DW would usually be still wearing a tshirt or nightie. She didn’t like the whole dribbly mess thing so I would usually pull out and come on her stomach/boobs. At the appropriate time I had to say “pull your shirt up”. Not the last word in romance I’ll grant you, but at least it saves on towels :)

Oh I've enjoyed this thread!!

I have a tilted cervix so do a quick cum run and wipe up what I can. Gravity seems to keep it in place over night but I do use a liner the next day as the rest of it makes it's way south... and yes, that lot is a bit whiffy.

I've only started to swallow after a BJ since the Mr stopped smoking. It was his main source of motivation for kicking the fags I think, it made a massive difference to taste.