Can we talk about spunk?

[LittleMissMankyPants]

So. Something that has never cropped up in conversation with my girlfriends. After-sex spunk. What do you all do about it?

Mine can take 24hrs to nicely re-materialise in my pants. So unless I want a soaking wet crotch I wear a sanitary pad. Which, if I'm having sex a few times a week, means I spend most of my life wearing pads with a manky spunky fanjo!

Please tell me I'm not the only one. Or am I doing something wrong?

farmerswife

If you ever decide to find out, pretend like it's an oyster; once it's in torn mouth swallow immediately before your mouth has a chance to realise what it tastes like.

*your mouth!

Your not missing much Farmerswife4life1984

I thought this was the situation to which 'everyday freshness' was referring (as in pant liners)

If you ever decide to find out, pretend like it's an oyster; once it's in torn mouth swallow immediately before your mouth has a chance to realise what it tastes like.

Ewww no. Snot in an ashtray.

It's really not that bad. Just don't think about it too much.

It doesn't taste salty. Not really like anything. Certainly not nice and sweet like booby milk. Perhaps your DH is grossed out by the idea himself ?

I'd love to know what all the reports were for. MN posters are hardly known as paragons of virtue.

Agreed, not that bad. I have pretty low tolerance levels for gross stuff and I manage it at least once a week.

I can't believe some of the goody two shoes on this forum either littlemissmankypants. The title was clear about the subject matter. Just don't read the thread if you don't like it.

Did feel sorry for Dawn eating her mac cheese though

Next day for me to though I do know I have a tiled cervix or something... and yes it loves to happen when I'm walking to the shops or something

Pantliners just don't do the job for me. It's like trying to catch asteroids with a double A cup bra.

The tampon might be a good idea. But that's 50% of my life wearing tampons. That can't be healthy, surely?

If only my shower had one of those power shot settings.

@farmerswife my DH is very respectful too and when we were first together he wasn't even happy about me giving him blow jobs! He'd never come from oral before either and it was only when he realised I am an utterly filthy bitch like giving oral did he relax enough to actually come. Totally took him by surprise and he didn't have a chance to protest

No he says he would love me to swallow . I just always chicken out haha I really should try it though , I want too . Our sex life is amazing at the moment and I want it all the time . He does anything I want to me and is very attentive and always makes sure I come first . I feel like I should treat him and go all the way . Blow his mind off haha 💥🎉👌🏻🍆

I actually really enjoy giving bjs. Much prefer giving a bj to a hand job ( Wrist pain is awful)

How dirty is this?

I like it when I 'leak' the next day it reminds me of the filth that caused it. I wear a smug little smirk when it happens.

Mousse that's pure filth. I can sort of relate, but the inconvenience of it outweighs any happy reminder it brings.

Same problem .. hate it too... arrhg, I find it takes ages to come down completely... utterly unpleasant.

Mousse that's pure filth.

I know

You only need to leave the tampon in for a bit. It sucks it all up. Just take it out the next time you go to the loo.

I'm gonna have to go out and actually buy tampons now, aren't I? This could be a game changer.

Dawn dinnertime is about 12:30pm. This is tea time. Or sups

It's my aim to meet someone in rl who says sups!

OK. I shall try a tampon next time.

Although it might not be for a few days as I currently have a bit of cystitis.

Will of course report back.

Tampons? Why?

It's sex, it's passion, it's love.

And a good washing machine for your undies. Ready for next time 😛

Tampons were a lifesaver for me. And like a PP said, you don't need to leave it in for too long either.

So nice not to smell like Grimsby Fish market at 5pm....