Can we talk about spunk?

[LittleMissMankyPants]

So. Something that has never cropped up in conversation with my girlfriends. After-sex spunk. What do you all do about it?

Mine can take 24hrs to nicely re-materialise in my pants. So unless I want a soaking wet crotch I wear a sanitary pad. Which, if I'm having sex a few times a week, means I spend most of my life wearing pads with a manky spunky fanjo!

Please tell me I'm not the only one. Or am I doing something wrong?

So I am also a delayed release type (so happy to find my people here) but I have honestly never noticed it smells!!

But...but..how does a willy get up there if there is a moon cup?
I don't understand.... and have obviously never used a moon cup!

I'll see your dry heaves and raise you a 🤢

Sniggering at tiled womb - a wee pair of curtains up there too?

I've never noticed it smelling either. Maybe that's just the ladies who have sex every day. Then perhaps the fresh stuff gets all mixed up with the old stuff and so it ceases to come out in an orderly, chronological fashion. Cue week old spunk randomly exciting when you're half way round Sainsbury's!

demented I've never used a moon cup but I suspect the idea is to put it up afterwards to catch what's stuck up there in the nicely furnished snug at the top of a tilted cervix.

Well dhs definitely smells of swimming pool the day after. Maybe it's a diet thing.

Actually it's definitely after a little bout of sex every day sometimes twice, yes I have issues.
I can't say I've noticed it after the first time we've done it in a while.
I do have a ridiculous sense of smell though and hearing, possibly because I'm so short sighted it's fucking unreal I can smell a child with tonsillitis from across a classroom....

My DH doesn't taste of much really. Sometimes I'll get off and take it that way to save my drawers the next day.

Did I just say that?

I have sex every day sometimes twice a day apart from 4 days before period due and then I'm on for 3 days so don't have sex for first n second day but by day 3 it's trailing off so sometimes feel horny and have sex . So we do do it pretty regular so do you think that's when it doesn't smell or smells more ? I always make sure to wash thoroughly as I'm paranoid about smelling fishy ? Does it really smell fishy or is that just an assumption??

The taste changes depending on what DP has eaten.

Please don't use tampons when not on your period.
You can stuff a mooncup up there at any point. Or use towels/ liners. Or any of the other suggestions. But not a dry tampon. Please.

Polly that's def my preferred method if I know I'm going to the gym the next day

Agree red. Just not necessary really. Go with the flow lol.

There's only two things that smell like fish, and one of 'em's fish.

What thread count towel would you recommend?

Black or white bin liner? so confused

Don't use tampons haven't you heard of TSS? Admittedly the chances are slim but still......just take a spare pair of knickers to work/wherever if you don't want to wear liners.

Nothing nice about a fishy fanny!

I was eating a dairylea roll when I opened the thread, funnily enough I didn't enjoy it.

What is it about the stickiness though? It's like superglue.

Dragons den moment coming off this thread i can sense it, cum catcher maybe?? Sure to be a top seller

Clunge cup?

This might be worth a go. Holds 8 litres, maunual so not too powerful and handy shoulder straps.

We actually own one of those Littlemiss. Not sure it suctions though...I'd quite like one of those suction things off of surgery. And then DH and I can play Grey's Anatomy afterwards.....

I am really glad it's not just me.

I'm another one with a high up and difficult to find cervix (I dread smear tests!). It usually dribbles out at some point the following day so I wear a pant liner if I remember.

Those of you with this issue... do you also suction bath water? I've heard that's a thing too!

No... not for sucking. For a good, deep flush out!