Can we talk about spunk?

[LittleMissMankyPants]

So. Something that has never cropped up in conversation with my girlfriends. After-sex spunk. What do you all do about it?

Mine can take 24hrs to nicely re-materialise in my pants. So unless I want a soaking wet crotch I wear a sanitary pad. Which, if I'm having sex a few times a week, means I spend most of my life wearing pads with a manky spunky fanjo!

Please tell me I'm not the only one. Or am I doing something wrong?

Nothing passionate about walking around reeking of day old cum.

It's just the worst smell, isn't it?

Lol at Grimsby Fish Market! It really does have a short shelf life despite smelling of practically nothing when ejaculated.

Ok tampons have just gone into my Tesco online basket. DH is gonna wonder WTF as I haven't had a period in 8 years!

Oh god, I'm a 24 hour girl too! A small amount of leakage right afterwards then the rest makes an appearance the following day - just when I think it's over. All of a sudden it's "oh fuck! And dash to the loo!

It's always been like this so I think it's me. I have a titled womb and during my smear tests, my cervix is sometimes nowhere to be found without the proverbial divers suit and a helmet!

Ah the joys of being a woman!

A tilted womb not titled! It's not that speshul!

I've never smelt it on anyone else though strangely. Yet I'm always paranoid that I might as well be wearing a sign that says 'I'm leaking cum every time I cough' when it happens to me.

Purple a poster above had a tiled womb apparently, now that is speshul.

A "tiled cervix", DownstairsMixUp? That puts a new slant on 'having the decorators in'

I find if I'm on top, then most of it comes out straight away with a cough on top of my DH, I might get a bit left over, but lube sticking everywhere is my issue...

PurpleNurple69 snigger at titled womb!

Very funny your vagesty 👸

Ahaha the joys of phone key boards!

I do a sort of reverse pelvic floor exercise for the next few toilet visits post-coital, so I sort of bear down and squeeze it out. Which is nice.

Haha! This thread is brilliant.

Yeah it's a very special smell when it's been there a bit.

I'm tilted. Smears are a joy.

Condoms condoms every time - brilliant!

Oh the day after sex smell . I always am paranoid others can smell it ? Iv never smelt it on anyone though ? I always get a good power shower either afterwards or the next morning if I fall asleep with dh after a good sesh

The after smell reminds me of 'flour glue'

yes I'm weird

Long soak in a warm bath, with some kegals whilst you're in there?

I too am I lucky squatter-wiper. Gets rid pretty quickly for me.

There's something quite chloriney about the smell I think.

Maybe a moon cup rather than a tampon?

It tastes like how fresh mushrooms smell....sort of musty and musky

I'm in the 12-24 hour group too...

Tend to avoid loving the evening before yoga... the sensation really messes with your flow

DawnMumsnet lucky you weren't eating this (not envy)

Having already established how low my standards are can I just say when emptying a mooncup used for this purpose, beware. That really does stink.