Can we talk about spunk?

[LittleMissMankyPants]

So. Something that has never cropped up in conversation with my girlfriends. After-sex spunk. What do you all do about it?

Mine can take 24hrs to nicely re-materialise in my pants. So unless I want a soaking wet crotch I wear a sanitary pad. Which, if I'm having sex a few times a week, means I spend most of my life wearing pads with a manky spunky fanjo!

Please tell me I'm not the only one. Or am I doing something wrong?

Texture - like glue, could be used as some form of industrial adhesive.

When I clean up after a non internal application IYKWIM I always miss some not matter if I have a 20 minute shower. I end up scratching bits off in Tesco.

It came out like well chewed chewing gum ... all in one lump !

As a lesbian this thread has seriously opened my eyes.

This thread is absolutely hilarious!!

Good thing I'm alone reading.

I've only had 2 partners who I didn't use condoms with. First was not so bad as not a lot and quite liquidy, but it was the teen do it anywhere type deal which could be awkward.

Next was ex husband and he was admittedly a big guy and lots of thick cum which was a nightmare to sort out after. Like hell was I sleeping in that!

Cum run

Love it.

Re filthy and not filthy friends I have a large but close group of friends. I think I've a pretty good idea who's filthy and who isn't and it wouldn't necessarily be the ones others in the group would think but I seem to be the one a lot of them have confided in over the years (eldest in group, only by a few months to some but as a teen that seems to mean I was the font of all knowledge ).

One of the apparently more 'innocent' ones did get caught out when the subject of taste when we were 16/17 when she let it slip 'no it's not really creamy it's a bit salty' cue as much because of her carefully crafted virginal image as the actual confession, everyone was at that conversation!

Also one who thought you COULD get pregnant via bj as thought womb was in stomach

No chance

Had to ask friends what a mooncup!!'n

Cloud - in not sure about pineapple ( heard about it tho) but diet def plays a part in the taste.

I had an ex that ate a lot of spicy food and junk food - tasted awful.

Ex husband had a fairly good diet and tasted far nicer.

I find that's the scariest thing about bjs with a new partner - it's like a blind taste test 😂

One ex was so bad I spat it in disgust - usually I wouldn't, you know... just to save the mess but oh god it was horrific ( he may or may not have then tasted his own cum after my reaction )

I wish I'd led a more sheltered life sometimes alas I haven't and there's a few exs shamefully.

waffle live with no regrets, ex's are but a number, life experience!
Think of it this way if you had of led a sheltered life you might not have been able to share you cum story with us lovely ladies tonight! 😉
I've done some pretty naughty things in my time and regret ZERO of them! Haha

"Bless, has it come as a blow jason"

Very good puns, come and blow in the same sentance! Concise brilliance

Pssst - anyone else find Jason being here a bit creepy?

Tampon here

I feel we need a support group for
Cum runners. I normally do the cum run and I like the challenge of getting to the bathroom without it all falling out. If I'm on then I'll leave my sanitary towel to collect it all up. Mine does sometimes reappear the following day. I usually wear a pantyliner.

Hey I'm just hoping it's not the jason I know!

I think we're all hoping it's not the Jason we know Graphista 🤣

@Albadross omg yes I know what plant you mean, it smells so strong too, every time I walk past one it makes me heave!

I feel a bit embarrassed at having a pile of spunk towels to avoid dripping during the cum run....! I'd never get it washed quick enough if we only had one!!

Well ladies, I'm waiting for the next day drip today, panyliner in place! I told hubby about the great thread and him being a man! Yep that's right he got horny! 🙈

@londonista

Yep we indulge in the odd sesh of botty sex after being married 20 years. I'm not old I married young.

Its normally instigated by me whilst tipsy. If I'm out with the girls I text DH to warn him I'm on my way home. The conversation is pure filth and normally goes along the line of whether the back door is open

Jesus Christ I didn't NC!

I bath afterwards just a low one with few inches of water to rinse it out straight after

guestof 😂😂😂😂

Ok on the subject of anal, and seeing as we're going no holds barred here, in your experience (this question is directed at everyone) do all men like it? I
haven't (and won't) even entertain it after a horrible, traumatic experience with a much much older man when I was 16. DH knows the whole story and has never, not even once, asked/mentioned/alluded to the idea of us doing it. When I've drunkenly asked him if he wants to try it, he flatly refuses, says he's not into it really and he doesn't want me to regret it in the morning. Do we think he's just being his usual complete dream of a husband kind/doing the right thing and denying himself something he likes to protect me? Or do some men genuinely not really like it?
I wonder if I suggested it sober, said I'd be willing to try it with him, what he'd say?!

Apologies for total thread derail OP will be namechanging shortly

My DP has no desire Mango, but neiher do I! We've talked about it in the future but we've both agreed that niether of us have any interest in it! But our sex life is pretty good. no children yet , can you tell?