Can we talk about spunk?

[LittleMissMankyPants]

So. Something that has never cropped up in conversation with my girlfriends. After-sex spunk. What do you all do about it?

Mine can take 24hrs to nicely re-materialise in my pants. So unless I want a soaking wet crotch I wear a sanitary pad. Which, if I'm having sex a few times a week, means I spend most of my life wearing pads with a manky spunky fanjo!

Please tell me I'm not the only one. Or am I doing something wrong?

Re the anal cum run. Agree it doesn't until toilet time.

Maltesers, anyone?

No he hasn't with me, but I'm pretty sure he likes the idea of it. But there's quite a lot of things he didn't want to do when we were first together, and as time has gone on he's become more relaxed about it. It's not that he didn't like/want to do them, he just thought I was a 'nice' girl and nice girls don't like doing stuff like that. He was very very wrong about me 😂 I think he was equal parts taken aback and overjoyed

mangomay

You can be bad with a good boy but being bad with a bad boy can be bad.
My good boy is very bad and I am a very bad girl.

Polly I know that Malteser feeling well

Mousse My good boy is getting used to the idea of being bad, I know he likes it and it's in there, but for some reason it took him a long time to accept that I like it and I wasn't just doing things to please him, it was for my enjoyment too! I do look like a stereotypical good girl though and I think it came as a shock when he finally discovered I'm utterly filthy. A good shock obv

Just read the whole thread and I'm laughing so hard at it, my poor DD is sat looking at me like WTF!!

I'm so glad we use condoms! No clean up, no funky smells and probably most importantly for us, no more babies!!

In regards to the person asking about swallowing, I really don't think it tastes bad. I mean I wouldn't order in a restaurant or anything but it's ok. And if you aim to towards the roof of your mouth and swallow quickly you hardly notice it!

I won't comment on anal after effects as I've not name changed!!!

Emboo19
I won't comment on anal after effects as I've not name changed!!

But that tells us everything we need to

God. I haven't namechanged 😳

Yea I'm a bad girl (well middle aged ha) with an innocent face!! I remember suggesting to my DH about prostate massage and if he wanted to give it a go! I've never seen him go so white!
With regards to the facial topic mango just take control of it, he won't have a say where he umm shoots for want of a better word 😂

And chaps think we're so ladylike - hah! Common as a bunch of navvies when it comes down to it! 😂

I do think there's a lot of us out there, total filth bags. It's just not something we talk about as much IRL, but I have my suspicions which of my friends are similarly minded. I also know which ones are pretty much average and which ones are utter prudes 😂

Deep down don't you think we're all the same?? Every woman surely has a little kink in them? I'm happy to admit I love sex, don't do it every day but when we do we go for it.... I struggle to understand why people should be prudish about it.. you know what I mean?

the problem with a facial is you run the risk of Eye Weasels. which hurts.

i make DP go into the bathroom and spunk into a biohazard bin*

*may contain lies

I know women who are definitely prudish, I don't think we are all the same.

exWife I'm sorry, but what are Eye Weasels please?

mango if you get jizz in your eye it really fucking hurts, like weasels burrowing into your eyeball. hence, Eye Weasels.

ex hahahahahahaha

Oh Lordy. I'll leave my glasses on then. Actually, that's a really good idea

Wowzer. Gotta love an honest conversation about stuff we normally never address IRL. I'm in the car with H driving and 3 kids in the back and I'm giggling like a dirty drain!

We had a moment the other night, currently on hols and actually have a bedroom to ourselves! H wanted to do a withdrawal cum a la p£&n hub stylee, I also as a pp mentioned moved at the wrong moment and it went down the side of my eye, hair and ear lobe we were both in hysterics!

Fair play ladies, this is awesomely done. 'Cum pocket' is my personal favourite and I shall be giggling my way up the Boring Historical Monument H is dragging us all to in France!

I think filth is still a minority sport in certain social circles.

I occasionally make comments and realise no one has the least idea of what I am talking about.

Remember this thread had to be moved because people were errrr 'uncomfortable' with it.

I think it likely got moved because of "all the reports" which were likely the hard core vigilante thinking I was a T.R.O.L.L due to nn and not posting in sex.

Does the drinking pineapple juice thing work? My dp's isn't awful or anything, but I still don't like it.

In fact, it's not the taste, so much as the texture Shudder.

How often is he ejaculating cloud? I've found it can go a bit cottage cheese style if left a while. But if every few days it's more like double cream consistency. Just my own anecdotal musings.

Oh jeez really? I've left DH for well over a month without ejaculating and it wasn't cottage cheesey. Oh god the thought of that makes me heave. I think it's a surprisingly nice texture. I appreciate I may be in the minority there....

You've left him a month mango but has he left himself 😂

Haha yeah he has, we had a whole conversation about it! I wasn't being intentionally cruel btw. I'd had a hysteroscopy and a seriously traumatic coil removal so it was a no go area 😂

Christ! So it should be. That must have been hell....
Back on the wagon now then so to speak 😂
I'd agree with you too my DH cum is never too lumpy, usually a nice smooth texture! And don't get me wrong surely nobody loves the taste of it but hubby likes it and I like to please hubby! 😉