Can we talk about spunk?

[LittleMissMankyPants]

So. Something that has never cropped up in conversation with my girlfriends. After-sex spunk. What do you all do about it?

Mine can take 24hrs to nicely re-materialise in my pants. So unless I want a soaking wet crotch I wear a sanitary pad. Which, if I'm having sex a few times a week, means I spend most of my life wearing pads with a manky spunky fanjo!

Please tell me I'm not the only one. Or am I doing something wrong?

Mankypants , I did once ask my gay friend if he had to experience the anal version of the cum run, apparently not, anal muscles are a lot tighter so no problem it just comes out nicely when you go to the loo. I did also ask what would happen if he farted straight after sex ( was a very genuine question!) he couldn't answer because he's never tried it.

It's a question I feel I need an answer to, in my head it should have disastrous consequences so I need to know the reality. Until I have answers I can never have anal, you know - just incase!

I bet post anal spunk leakage smells horrible

I second mooncup, but yes, the smell is...smelly.

There's also a plant that smells exactly like day old spunk. 🤢

@wafflesandicecream

Your friend is right. There's no leakage. So it's forgotten about until you need to poo.. And then the muscles are relaxed. And all hell breaks loose.

It's not pleasant.. I kid you not.

Why do I keep looking at this thread whilst eating?!

Ok- question- seeing as we're talking filth.

After sex, has anyone had their dp/dh go down on them? My dp seems to quite like
It I find it a bit yuck but it doesn't affect the outcome

Jeez I was liking my username too...

This thread is hilarious!

I have to do the cum run, sit trying to push it out (sorry tmi). Next day drippage too!

I'm so glad you started this thread op, I'm not the only one with this problem.

I'm back...and now I await tomorrow's delights!

I found you. I remember the bath water thread years ago and was so happy there are others.
5 years of pregnancy /babies/breastfeeding with a pitiful amount of sex, I have finally got my mojo back and yes a multipack of Pantyliners. My moon cup is in the loft withmyvibrator so had to wear a tampon to a wedding as Pantyliners don't stick to Spanx!
Had morning sex after bedtime sex for the first time in forever and slippery mess is exactly right.

This is a classic if I've ever seen one!

I'm a completely disgusting slovenly slut but I always have 24hr leakage situation. I don't wear pads. Or tampons (TSS is real and terrifying). Or a mooncup. Don't even do the cum run.
Leave it there. Pop a spare pair of knickers in bag next day. Let it flow, then pop to look and switch pants.

Not that gross is it? apart from when you change bags, forget, then use said bag month later and find 2 pairs of rock hard pants inside

Who are all these people saying that jizz doesn't smell of anything when it's first ejaculated? Have you all got really poor senses of smell?! 😂

After we had our DS we went back to using condoms so for a good few years I never had to worry about it.... but since then DH has had a vasectomy so we're back to the CUM run hahaha (such a funny expression) so I'm a pantyliner kinda girl, the last thing I want is messy knickers the next day! Fortunately for me and Unfortunately for my husband it's thankfully not an every day accurance 😂

I always thought my delayed leakage issue was because my DH produces an awful lot of cum. Teaspoon my arse! We're talking a ladle full. It's everywhere.

It once shot up my nose which was a hoot! I couldn't breathe until he picked up his boxers and gave it a wipe! 😄

In the cold light of ... yoghurt for breakfast, this thread is all a bit much 😂

By the way, 😳 to the poster still up for a "night of anal" after being married for 20 years....!

Purple ... good manners say you have to tell a girl first to avoid the other facial orifices ...! 😂😂😁

Purple I've experienced something similar, but it went up my nose from inside my mouth. It was the exact same feeling as when you get water up your nose in the swimming pool.

Holy crap mango that must have been hell... its bad enough getting it in your eye let alone up your nose

It was pretty grim. Poor DH was devastated, I saw the funny side of it.

Brilliant thread. Really making me laugh. Have no idea what the other thread is that you're all talking about though??

I've had it shot in my ear by accident once, turned my head at completely the wrong time.... lucky it was only in the crevice not the drum.
Tbh seems this seems to be the thread of over sharing haha I'm actually not bothered about all thinks spunk! Me and DH been together 17 years we have a great trusting marriage so I'm pretty open to most things we discuss! So facials and the like are fine by me

Oh god the memories PurpleNurple69 I remember years ago it getting shot up my nose by accident and it just disappeared and never made an appearance again!!

I agree, I'm totally ok with facials but DH isn't keen on the idea. He seems to think it's disrespectful, but surely it isn't if I've agreed to it?!

Exactly mango I'm telling him to put it there!!
But as we all say on here ssx is two ways, so if he's not comfortable then guess it's not going to... side note: has he ever done it? With you of course

Cum runs, leakage and PH balances should be part of the sex ed syllabus. I remember a quite shocked young me 20+ years ago discovering this.

I teach sex stuff to post 16 students. Once I had to explain what a bj is but the girl wouldn't believe me "because you can't make babies that way".