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Can we talk about spunk?

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LittleMissMankyPants · 07/08/2017 17:26

So. Something that has never cropped up in conversation with my girlfriends. After-sex spunk. What do you all do about it?

Mine can take 24hrs to nicely re-materialise in my pants. So unless I want a soaking wet crotch I wear a sanitary pad. Which, if I'm having sex a few times a week, means I spend most of my life wearing pads with a manky spunky fanjo! Sad

Please tell me I'm not the only one. Or am I doing something wrong?

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KentMum2008 · 09/08/2017 11:00

Haha Chris our sex life is pretty good too, but then our DCs are 10 & 8!

NewMummyMNetter · 09/08/2017 11:17

My hubby can take it or leave it mango like I said before he's a good boy, we've tried it a few times again when a little tipsy but it's not a regular part of our sex. When we do it it's more to be a little filthy as a change up.
No a well placed finger in his is a whole other question ☺️

Moussemoose · 09/08/2017 11:34

mangomay

We've been together for ages what we like and don't like changes. We do things we didn't do before and don't do other things.

You are your DP have got years ahead - leave something good for laterGrin

The idea that your sex life gets boring as you get older is definitely not true for us. We are in our 50s and keen to explore new avenues of depravity and filth. Although you do have to be careful with your knees.Wink

Emboo19 · 09/08/2017 12:13

mangomay in regards to anal. When I first got with my dp I said it wasn't something I'd do, then after about a year I felt a bit odd at the idea he'd done it with other women and not me. He always said he wasn't bothered, but I suggested it a few times when I'd been drinking he said no at the time and we discussed it the next day. He always said he'd only try it with me if I wanted to gif myself not any other reason.
So we left it for a bit and a few friends talking about and a bit of reading up on it and I asked him about when sober, said I was curious and we agreed to give it a go. Did have a few drinks for the actually doing it though!!

Definitely not something we do all that often and it's nearly always me who suggests it. He enjoys it but not as much as other stuff.

KentMum2008 · 09/08/2017 12:13

Mousse I really hope I'm still as filthy in my 50's Grin although DH will be in his 60's so he'll really have to mind his knees 😂

readyforno2 · 09/08/2017 14:42

Mango
My dh has no interest in anal, neither do I tbh.
We've been together 14 years, 2 dc (10 and 5)

I'm so glad I just had a wee proofread, my phone had autocorrected dh to dog Blush

NewMummyMNetter · 09/08/2017 14:49

Out of interest have any of you ladies given your other half a prostate massage? Or is it just me 😬

londonista · 09/08/2017 15:24

NewMummy

Steady, just had my nails done...

Moussemoose · 09/08/2017 15:27

You can buy prostate massagers. It is very good for the health of the prostate gland.

But I wouldn't know anything about that AT ALL.

NewMummyMNetter · 09/08/2017 15:31

Hahaha mouse are they good? I was thinking of getting him one

Moussemoose · 09/08/2017 16:03

Well, hypothetically cos I don't know, you can do it manually. But nails!

DP finds it a bit fierce for general usage but it is a welcome addition to our 'box of depravity and filth' (BODaF.)

The BODaF is kept hidden and i worry that if we get smooshed in a car accident someone will have to find itConfused

NewMummyMNetter · 09/08/2017 16:15

I do it manually for him, because of my job I need to keep my nails cut so no issues there! He loves it, amazing how weak I can make him doing it 😉
Was just wondering if a toy will have same benefits

londonista · 09/08/2017 16:34

Haha Mousse. We bought our house off local vicar who had owned it for ages. After several months of our neighbours still referring to our home as the vicar's house, which wound us up a bit, my husband and I were at a party and he started insinuating to neighbours the loft was full of dubious stuff when we moved in. After I heard the words "anal beads" mentioned I moved in to remove him!

londonista · 09/08/2017 16:35

Obviously it wasn't, by the way! Vicar may have been into the kinky stuff but we found no trace.

Apart from the manacles and sex swing.

Moussemoose · 09/08/2017 17:01

Ohh I say vicar!

ImIncognito · 09/08/2017 17:47

Anyone ready to talk about oral?

I like it nice and gentle - preferably in the right place!! But recently DH has been getting his tongue right in and bloody wagging it around like a thirsty puppy. I'm wondering where this new fangled idea has come from. It's just a bit too enthusiastic for me. Blush

KentMum2008 · 09/08/2017 18:10

My beautiful darling husband who I love dearly is severely tongue tied and the selfish bastard won't get it snipped so oral is mostly off the cards for me. When it does happen, there's no chance of any wagging going on 😂 it mostly involves lips and the odd tongue flick. So I'm not really qualified to answer your question and not jealous or anything

Anyone seen my nail scissors? 🤔

PollytheDolly · 09/08/2017 18:13

Oral. A bit of both, gentle like butterflies or harder. Man has to know where you're at during though.

Moussemoose · 09/08/2017 18:43

mangomay I have one word for you.....

Suction

Oh yesShock

londonista · 09/08/2017 18:54

My husband has been much more sedate in his preferences since seeing our sons claw their way out of me.

Still traumatised I expect...!

NewMummyMNetter · 09/08/2017 19:08

I second that mousse my hubby about 6months ago read some advice in a magazine and I've not looked back since! He was always good ish at oral but now literally blows my mind! It's made a huge difference to sex for us

KentMum2008 · 09/08/2017 19:18

Mousse you're actually changing my life this week.
Sadly DH is working away until 10pm Friday and then he'll be no good to anyone. Saturday should be fun though Grin

KentMum2008 · 09/08/2017 19:20

I've just remembered I'm off to the nurse tomorrow so she can try to locate my missing coil threads. I anticipate a lot of poking around.

I might be no good to anyone this weekend. Fuck.

Moussemoose · 09/08/2017 19:28

mangomay

Or you might just need a gentle 'kiss better'

KentMum2008 · 09/08/2017 19:34

Hmmm, hadn't thought of it that way Grin

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