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Micropenis

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UmbongoUnchained · 04/07/2016 12:54

Had a (interesting?) conversation with my friend this morning. She's been talking to a guy for a few months on whatsapp and seemed really into him. She's met him a few times, been out for drinks thinks he could be the "one".
Apparently last night he confessed that he only has 2 and a half inches down below. She said she tried to be understanding and re assure him but she's woken up this morning suddenly feeling very different and doesn't want to continue seeing him. I understand you can't help how you feel and sex is very important to her.
It just got me wondering if it would put me off, or if it's quite a common thing?
Would it put you off? Have you ever had sex with some one with a small penis and was it really different?
I'm really curious about this Grin

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Queensbelfastvcisasexistprat · 04/07/2016 20:34

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UmbongoUnchained · 04/07/2016 20:34

demented I thought average was 6? It was definitely the smallest I'd seen up close. We couldn't do things like spooning because it just wasn't long enoug.

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TheyOnceSaid · 04/07/2016 20:34

Telling anyone "to go back to where they come from" is racist, not nice at all.

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UmbongoUnchained · 04/07/2016 20:35

Well at 2.5 inches id say it's mostly off the table surely?

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fastdaytears · 04/07/2016 20:39

But he never said full sex was off the table did he?

No but my previous research on the topic suggests it is. Not that I spend all day googling micro penis or anything. But some of it.

goadyfuckersgetmygoat · 04/07/2016 20:39

Your friend will miss great sex and it will ruin the relationship anyway. If not she will resent him.

ninenicknames · 04/07/2016 20:40

Interesting graph ....

Micropenis
fastdaytears · 04/07/2016 20:41

Wikipedia reckons less that 2 3/4 inches, so that is not the same as just a smaller than average penis, which I totally agree can be great if you know what you're doing with it.

Picture on link, you've been warned. Not one for work or iPod that half the family can see. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis

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UmbongoUnchained · 04/07/2016 20:45

Now that is an interesting graph. I wonder how well my husband represents his country in the penis olympics.
off to google Russian penis

But yeah what's done is done. She did feel bad, until that outburst, and now she doesn't. I think she did the right thing. She wouldn't have been happy.

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fastdaytears · 04/07/2016 20:46

Love than no British men would send in their cock measuremenrs

ninenicknames · 04/07/2016 20:49

Anyone of to the Congo?

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UmbongoUnchained · 04/07/2016 20:57

Shall I send my friend? Grin

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horseygeorgie1 · 04/07/2016 21:17

I have only slept with 1 man with a tiny one and tbh I wouldn't do it again if I could help it. It was awful. I had always thought that of course it wouldn't matter in a LTR but as it turns out it does matter to me, which I know is shallow. I'm not entirely comfortable on how I view it but I cannot deny the fact it matters to me.
This guy was the last person I had sex with, 4 years ago. It has actually put me off sex massively. Yes, I know that makes me a horrible person who has overreacted!

viviennewestood · 04/07/2016 21:34

I think a really big one can be just as bad as a tiny one though. It's not very enjoyable when it feels like it's going to burst through your cervix. Or is that just me? Grin

NeedACleverNN · 04/07/2016 21:49

Not just you vvviola

"Aaaah too deep!" Is said quite a bit sometimesn

Ineedmorelemonpledge · 04/07/2016 23:25

Love than no British men would send in their cock measuremenrs

They "Brexited" from the analysis.

I'm skeptical of the German result. TBH. Surely like most European countries the racial mix of the country would make it hard to define a pure average Deutschdick. There must be an element of Turkeytwizzler, Polishprang and Italiansausage in the measurements.

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UmbongoUnchained · 04/07/2016 23:55

Imagining a turkey twizzler shaped cock Grin

Brings a new meaning to the word "screwing"

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UmbongoUnchained · 04/07/2016 23:56

HE SENT HER A PICTURE

WHY?!?!?!

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Alisvolatpropiis · 05/07/2016 00:29

Because he's a sad little man. Pun intended.

She needs to block him.

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UmbongoUnchained · 05/07/2016 00:30

He can't be that insecure can he if he's sending her pics?!

Im starting to think he was trying guilt her into sleeping with him and its backfired. What a wanker.

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KittensandKnitting · 05/07/2016 00:37

He sent her a picture!!!

Was it actually the size of a horse?

KittensandKnitting · 05/07/2016 00:41

And no, not insecure at all or insecure and drunk.

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UmbongoUnchained · 05/07/2016 00:42

I haven't seen it (and have no interest in seeing it!) but she said 2.5 inches was him being generous Blush

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KittensandKnitting · 05/07/2016 00:46

My initial thought was, he was going to say your missing out on this.. And then send something speculator - the unicorn of penises Wink

It would appear not!

I did a bit of online dating a long time ago and the number of pictures I recieved after politely declining of penises was astonishing!

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