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Micropenis

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UmbongoUnchained · 04/07/2016 12:54

Had a (interesting?) conversation with my friend this morning. She's been talking to a guy for a few months on whatsapp and seemed really into him. She's met him a few times, been out for drinks thinks he could be the "one".
Apparently last night he confessed that he only has 2 and a half inches down below. She said she tried to be understanding and re assure him but she's woken up this morning suddenly feeling very different and doesn't want to continue seeing him. I understand you can't help how you feel and sex is very important to her.
It just got me wondering if it would put me off, or if it's quite a common thing?
Would it put you off? Have you ever had sex with some one with a small penis and was it really different?
I'm really curious about this Grin

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BipBippadotta · 04/07/2016 14:21

The boy I was in love with all through secondary school turned out to have a micropenis when I finally got him in the sack many years later. It was a bit of a surprise, but not a problem - though I think it helped enormously that he wasn't self-conscious about it and didn't apologise for it, or, in fact, even mention it. It was just a part of his body, that was that. I think the fact there wasn't yet an internet full of porn probably helped. Men these days must be much more insecure about their tackle, from a very early age.

Anyway, it didn't work out between us for other reasons but he's happily married with 2 children now.

Compatibility is important - though it's one of those things you never know until you try. I once had a failed encounter with a man whose penis was way way too big, and it turned out this was the bane of his life. It was like trying to shag a pint glass.

fatsowhale · 04/07/2016 14:24

I had no idea it was a medical condition. I really want to google it but am at work...

grannytomine · 04/07/2016 14:27

If I was him I would dump her. Going round telling other people personal details is really unreasonable. He trusted her and it was probably difficult and she has abused his trust.

UmbongoUnchained · 04/07/2016 14:29

She needed some advice on what to do Hmm

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Flacidunicorn · 04/07/2016 14:29

My GF and I have numerous sex sessions where my penis got nowhere near anywhere where size would matter. In fact, PIV is one of the rarest acts we perform.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 04/07/2016 14:32

I hands up admit I'm shallow but I could never date a man with a beard!!

And you'll never know what you're missing out onGrin

UmbongoUnchained · 04/07/2016 14:35

dame Grin I'm happy to remain ignorant! My husband is smoothey smooth before he comes anywhere near me!

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DubiousCredentials · 04/07/2016 14:40

I have just Googled micro penis and my screen was filled with images of Hitler and Donald Trump Confused

HooseRice · 04/07/2016 14:41

Both rumoured to have them.

crje · 04/07/2016 14:42

I would stay & see what other
tricks he had Grin

It's not shallow to ask a friend for advice.

reallyanotherone · 04/07/2016 14:44

I dated a bloke with erection issues due to medication.

He's probably the only bloke I've had sex with that had really taken the time to learn what pleases a woman. The sex was far better than most blokes who had functioning penises that thought that was pretty much all they needed.

I don't think I'd write of Mr Micropenis just yet. If the sex is crap, it would likely be crap even if he had a normal sized one. Plus I have come across men who are insecure or inexperienced, who have been exposed to porn, who think theirs is tiny because it's not an oversized porn penis.

Beautifulstorm · 04/07/2016 14:49

I wouldn't say that size was micro? Yes rather small but I thought micro was smaller. Or are we talking tiny in girth too?

blowmybarnacles · 04/07/2016 14:51

Two and a half inches of a penis shaped like doorknob would be satisfying.

UmbongoUnchained · 04/07/2016 15:02

I think micro is 3 inches and bellow

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UmbongoUnchained · 04/07/2016 15:32

She wants to end things gently. Any suggestions of what to say to him? I'm not a particularly sensitive person so am no good Grin

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DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 04/07/2016 15:35

Oh God,poor bloke I do feel for him, she shouldn't take it further if that's how she feels though.

Sirona · 04/07/2016 15:41

Poor guy, that will be a kick in the teeth as he will know why. Understand but wouldn't make it any easier. I'm of the ripping off a plaster person when it comes to dumping, I don't do gently so no help from me.

Flacidunicorn · 04/07/2016 15:47

there is no way to end things gently now,
"I have a small penis and i'm sorry" he says on Sunday,
"It's over" she dsays on Monday, "it's nothing to do with your penis though"

Yeah right.

P1nkP0ppy · 04/07/2016 15:50

I definitely feel sorry for the poor chap, she's a shallow individual and he's had a lucky escape.

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UmbongoUnchained · 04/07/2016 15:54

We just want advice on how to let him down gently. It's not shallow to end a relationship with someone who is not compatible. That's actually very sensible.

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UmbongoUnchained · 04/07/2016 15:59

And I haven't laughed about it at all. Laughed at a few other things that have been mentioned on this thread. But not his penis. They're not compatible.

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