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bloodypeople · 12/12/2015 17:33

As. If.

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bloodypeople · 12/12/2015 17:34

'Honeybee'. Or 'honey, let's do it like I'm having a poo'

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bloodypeople · 12/12/2015 17:35

'Sweet inflammation'. I think you need to get that looked at. Boning isn't going to help that 'swelling', is it

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bloodypeople · 12/12/2015 17:36

No one has ever fucked my thighs like this. Am I missing out?

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SoWhite · 12/12/2015 17:38

What on earth are you reading?

RedRainRocks · 12/12/2015 17:40

262 is kinda nice with the right bloke but my god!! Where did you find those? Why... Is my first and only thought about the first one!

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bloodypeople · 12/12/2015 17:41

'365 nights of passion'

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dementedma · 12/12/2015 17:41

That thigh rider looks bloody uncomfortable!

MrsLeighHalfpenny · 12/12/2015 17:42

They all look far to difficult for me Blush

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bloodypeople · 12/12/2015 17:43

What about this MrsLeigh?

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bloodypeople · 12/12/2015 17:45

I don't remember him on Gladiators

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Debbriana1 · 12/12/2015 17:48

Do they have people with real breast? I swear my breast don't look like that at all. They are long and saggy.

bimandbam · 12/12/2015 17:49

They all look like a potentially embarrassing trip to a and e to me!

dementedma · 12/12/2015 17:49

Taken by storm? My arm would give ay and I would face plant into the floor!

TondelayaDellaVentamiglia · 12/12/2015 17:51

do you think either of them have ever had sex before??

I mean, the relevant areas are not even near together in two of the pictures.

Savagebeauty · 12/12/2015 17:52

I would get cramp. And then collapse on him, ruining the moment

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bloodypeople · 12/12/2015 17:54

Sadly you're only allowed to upload six images a day (WTF MNHQ?) so you'll all just have to buy the book to see my personal favourite, 'tending her tulip'

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dementedma · 12/12/2015 18:22

Tending her tulip??????
The mind boggles. Post it tomorrow pls

GastonsPomPomWrath · 12/12/2015 18:39

I think if my dh had to lift me a la photo number 1, he might let out a wee parp with the strain of it Grin

MrsLeighHalfpenny · 12/12/2015 19:08

Nay. I haven't got the arm muscles Sad

Missyaggravation · 12/12/2015 19:20

The first one looks like a very over elaborate way of licking someone's bum hole. Who would do that Confused

3sugarsplease · 12/12/2015 19:30

Oh my... Shock

JimineyJelickers · 12/12/2015 21:09

As if licking a bumhole isn't fraught with enough danger you have to do it lying balanced on a crouching man? Shock

I really want to see tending her tulip though.

Toffeelatteplease · 12/12/2015 21:26

Oooo ooo ooo

I've done honey bee. Very nice it is too

Assuming that's not ... um up the back hole. I don't do that! Blush

PrimeDirective · 12/12/2015 21:30

Oh dear! If that is 365 nights of passion, I think I might be down to once a month if those pictures are anything to go by.
What IS that first one all about?!?!

NiceAcorns · 12/12/2015 21:41

Honeybee looks a bit reverse cowgirl, but the rest? Nooooooooo

But I do need to see Tending Her Tulip

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