sex positions

[bloodypeople]

As. If.

• had their head cut off

At number four, we have this, where it looks like the man is cycling the woman's legs. The last time I did this, the man was very grateful

He was also about four months old, and had terrible trapped wind

parp

NUMBER THREE tonight is 'seal on a rock'

http://pics-for-fun.com/seal-on-the-rock/

Sorry, wrong pic.

Seal on a rock

Number two. The art of oral. All hail this man's tongue, which must be about a foot long

And how the actual feck is she licking anything from there?!

drumroll

And finally....

For anyone who thoughts yesterday's sitting 69 was too easy, we have the standing 69

Piece of piss

Throw a sex party and perform live

'Hi there Sandra. Was just wondering if you and Dave wanted to pop over. We're following a year long sex book program and need to throw a sex party tonight. Yeah that's right, I've invited Anita and Michael too. I've got us some Iceland platters too, one of those lobster ones and an Indian selection. Alright, see you in half an hour!'

I should think one would get very dizzy from the art of oral. The line " When your head's down over your pieces, brother"... Keeps dancing through my head!

This is so funny
I'd always taken pride in my 'don't knock it til you've tried it' approach to sex
I clearly haven't tried much and I would likely be knocking myself out (not to be confused with 'knocking one out') if I tried any of this malarkey.
Pass me my cocoa!

Carrie

Seal on a rock . Her bum cheeks read 'stroke me', Ha!

Smooth operator: he smoothly opens her pleasure zone. The phrase pleasure zone is one way to kill all the passion isn't it?

The man in the art of oral must have a thing for having his ankles licked

And I'm getting head rush just looking at some of these.

I hope I can still use my Oyster card in the pleasure zone

To Have and To Hold!
until he loses grip on her arms, then has to explain to the A&E Drs why she has bruises on her arms, a bruised back and concussion!

Errr where are the next 6?

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Are those sperm doing a 69 bum?

Just when you think it can't get any worse!

at 'squeeze it in'.

Honeybee looks all right, although a bit like an ad for that Squattee Pottee thing that's supposed to align you properly for a good poo.

The others are a bit Cirque du Soleil.

Sorry all

The crazy sex positions have proved a bit much

I'm off to do missionary for a while

So with the standing 69 (228), wouldn't the woman be at serious risk of a head injury?

Dear me, where did you get this book?

bloodypeople Nothing wrong with missionary- it is our favourite (of the 5 we ever even do and none are athletic. I am built for comfort and so is DH).

"I hope I can use my Oyster card in the pleasure zone"

when you're upside down and shagging then you're probably banging your head on something and also fearing that gravity will claim you any minute.
There is no pleasure zone to be found whilst being dangled upside down like a clean shirt on the line, flapping in the breeze

Not that I know... Honest

It'd take two strong lads with a wheelbarrow and a winch to get me into some of those positions.