sex positions

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As. If.

Oh god. Please lower your expectations!!

It's not the pose or position, but I just really liked the description.

Anyone fancy someone 'nipping' your bud?!

The 'sexpert' instruction on this one suggests you stay in this position until you climax and as you come crashing down, potentially paralysing yourself, he's supposed to catch you?!

This one is perfect for a Sunday. 'Passionate prayer.' You could squeeze it in between church and when waitrose closes at 5.

Holy shit!

'Bum's rush'

ps am I the only one without a sex chair?

Are there any positions that take into account the crippling sense of lethargy that you get on a Wednesday around 7pm, when you realise that you've still got two days at work and four days of ridiculous sex positions to go until you have to start the whole cherade all over again?

Because doing a 69 on the bed isn't awful enough

And apparently you should move effortlessly into a 'hot handstand'. Hot as you both fall into the fireplace

bloody people you need to get a special dispensation from MN to override the 6 image limit

I've reached my six a day limit.

Never mind, I'm going to entertain myself with a marathon of ridiculous sex positions. Might start with a bit of bum-in-face before moving onto putting my back out.

'Twirl with abandon'? 'Twirl'? Fucking 'twirl'?

These are just too funny, if not a tad too dangerous looking :)

I love in 182 that he's basically behind a gate from the local greyhound track. "Let the dog see the rabbit", indeed.

Bahahahahahaha

Ohhhhh I get it.

Tend her two-lips...

Sitting 69... All the bloods going to rush to her head

What? Which one was the tulip one??????

Had to post as in a moment of technological serendipity this thread is currently showing on my phone as:

Sex positions 69

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I really am laughing my arse off, thank fuck dh is in the shower so I don't have to explain.

OP at 18.39 and the one after 😂

I couldn't be bothered with any of them. I showed DH and nor could he. We are very happy with our sex life but it is tame stuff compared to these positions. I don't think we have the stamina or muscles, never mind the inclination.

http://mormonmissionarypositions.com/index.mobile.html

Oh God that's funny!!!

Crying at that bloody