sex positions

[bloodypeople]

As. If.

I'm out tonight (I know - I have plans beyond mumsnetting, get me!) but will see if I can find any more ridiculousness when I get home.

you can't have a life while we all need instalments!

Hmm... I think I've done all of those apart from the first one. That looks like the most inefficient rimjob ever.

Even the thigh fucking meph?

It's not thigh fucking, picture dude is just unusually well endowed.

With my partner and I, we have to bring our crotches into somewhat closer proximity to produce the same effect.

Nobody's that well endowed, his crotch is by her knees

And the description says his "member" is in her thighs.

I'm at least 2 stone heavier than dh. If I tried most of these he would just break. . Wonder if there is a 365 nights of passion with your vibrator book? For when he is recovering.

Is it just me that's worried without need as DH and I will not be trying any of these about how you actually get into some of these positions? I can't even do a handstand or a cartwheel.

Me and Dp just did a clothed practice of 55 passionate pair

He over shot and landed on my head, it's not for us

Tulip looks like he's delivering a baby

Wadya mean 'you're out'?

You have a duty to report back to keep us all tittering about tending the tulips and the like.

I showed DP. He doesn't know how they do it either.

Looking at the first set of photos I did think that with the exception of the first picture they were all quite standard. However the second batch are just bizarre, surely even sex isn't worth that much effort.

I'm marking my spot. how dare you go out OP...

Looking at the first set of photos I did think that with the exception of the first picture they were all quite standard

Even picture 4? I'm so vanilla

how dare you have a life outside of mn where is my nightly entertainment now I've been looking forward to tonight's installment I really need to get a life

'Out' - how disappointing!

I cannot get Tiny Tim's Tip Toe Thru The Tulip's With Me out of my head...

Also, I'm finding these pictures weirdly soothing, must be all the low lights and swirly writing..

The low lighting is because I took the photos in my red room

I'm at the pub. No weird sex stuff happening here sadly

Keep your eyes peeled for tulip tending bloody

What time is last orders?

Well we didn't come last in the pub quiz.

Anyway, in at number six this evening we have the front cover of the book. Can anyone hazard a guess at what the hell is happening here? Looks like someone is fisting someone who's had their cut off?

In at number five we have 'gender bending'.

Ten points for anyone who can fit in their fella's clothes. Minus five for anyone who's having sex with someone who thinks a tie with jeans is OK

I could wear DPs clothes. they might fall down we are both fat bastards. DP definitely could not wear my clothes though, yes he has man boobs but they won't fill my E cups!