sex positions

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As. If.

I don't often laugh out loud at mumsnet, but these beauties have really cheered my up. They are so ridiculous, ESP 'passionate prayer' where the man looks like he is mid way through a gymnastic routine. Thanks for posting.

These are hilarious. Looking forward to tomorrow's 6

I'm really tempted to promise DH a 55. Because watching him trying to get into a shoulder stand would be hilarious.

I showed DH, he looked scared!

they are getting worse and worse. Gymnastic and yoga needed ASAP.

I reckon passionate prayer is designed to make the man cum on his own face.

I never understand people who say 'actually just laughed out loud' on a thread. But I did.

that's one way to end up in a&e

Looking forward to another 6 tomorrow OP!

DH is watching a documentary on Kenny Everett with a mug of tea and a couple of bits of shortbread. I have just asked him if he would like to take his fingers on a leisurely walk through my tulip garden. He looked worried- I think he thought I was asking him to go out in the rain and look for the cat.

OP the positions are funny enough but your commentary has made my day

Sorrel I often have a Twirl with abandon. Sometimes I mix it up a bit and have a Twix.

just checking in for tomorrows instalments. DH is asleep at the mo, but will see if he fancies trying any out.

To have and to hold, will definitely land us in A&E it would be like putting an elephant on an IKEA floating shelf

This is hilarious

Wow I think I have been doing sex wrong

These are si funny. Can't wait til tomorrow nights installments!
What 'normal' couple are flexible enough for these and don't have wobbly bits to get in the way

Twattheninja I just nearly choked on my tea at the elephant comment. These are funny but the comments are hilarious

If we tried that first one I'd just be balancing on DHs back like a seesaw on my pregnant tum!

I am marking my place for the instalments tonight.

What's the first one called? These are amazing. Like sex-twister.

Can we have this as the official MN advent calendar?

Oh....so that's what I'm supposed to do...I've been doing sex wrong.

As for all you pp with , stop being so rude.

Hahaha place mark for tonight's hilarious episode of ' fuck that for a laugh'

It's ok, I think I've figured the name of the first one; Broken-back mounting?