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bloodypeople · 12/12/2015 17:33

As. If.

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AlfieandAnnieRose · 12/12/2015 21:47

Sorry but I'm in fits of laughter at the long and saggy breast comment! Mumsnet keeps it real Grin

pocketsaviour · 13/12/2015 00:20

First one brings new meaning to the phrase "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon."

Tending Tulip pic on Sunday please OP Grin

Atomicbutterfly · 13/12/2015 08:37

I am BEGGING you...upload the tulip please Grin

flanjabelle · 13/12/2015 08:44

Tulip, tulip, tulip!

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bloodypeople · 13/12/2015 11:56

Apparently I still can't upload images Hmm

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bloodypeople · 13/12/2015 11:57

Is there an online thingy where I can post pics and link to them? I'll investigate

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pocketsaviour · 13/12/2015 12:01

imgur.com/

BumWad · 13/12/2015 12:10

Haha this thread is hilarious Coke on MNHQ we need to see tending her tulip.

SurferJet · 13/12/2015 12:12
Grin
SauvignonBlanche · 13/12/2015 12:18

Try again at 17:33, that'll be 24 hours after your first one.

Emmmder2015 · 13/12/2015 12:19

I'm a tulip enthusiast too. Need to see this pic to see if I've been tending mine ok!

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bloodypeople · 13/12/2015 12:23

I'll be back at 5.33pm then!

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Debbriana1 · 13/12/2015 12:32

With picture one, I wonder if that is what Vivica .A. fox did to 50cent. It still makes me cringe

VenusRising · 13/12/2015 12:41

They look like extreme yoga positions to me. Add a bit of Lycra, and some wafty incense and a few chants, or some Latin American salsa music and you'd be well on your way to starting your own exercise craze...

I presume tending the tulips means going Dutch about something?

StillStayingClassySanDiego · 13/12/2015 15:41

This thread is hilarious, I'm laughing my arse off .

Looking forward to seeing her tulip tended to.😆🌷

DoctorTwo · 13/12/2015 16:32

Is there one called 'in an alley by the bins' to remind me of my youth?

CarbeDiem · 13/12/2015 17:00

I'm actually a fan of 261 Blush :)

EmpressOfTheVulvaCupcakes · 13/12/2015 17:05

I googled "tending her tulip" but none of the results looked quite right.

dementedma · 13/12/2015 17:27

Nearly tulip time. Cant wait.....

MajesticSeaFlapFlap · 13/12/2015 17:30

Ive interrupted dinner to see the tulip

Bearsinmotion · 13/12/2015 17:35

Just read this at 17:35, perfect timing Grin

JimineyJelickers · 13/12/2015 17:36

Google is just giving me loads of pictures of actual tulips when I search Sad

Mrsw28 · 13/12/2015 17:47

Waiting on tulip too!! Hilarious thread Grin

dementedma · 13/12/2015 17:56

Where is the tulip? The suspense is killing me!

GastonsPomPomWrath · 13/12/2015 18:08

I got comfortable with wine and nibbles too. Where the heck are you OP??

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