sex positions

[bloodypeople]

As. If.

Loving these.

There is a Very Fine Indian restaurant near me with many pictures like this, but from the karma sutra, in the loos ( or at least the ladies loos). I've always been impressed by the agility. It makes a wonderful topic if conversation for stuffy in laws..

I'm not a fan of missionary or any position where I have to make eye contact after a terrible incident. The guy stared into my eyes and, in a soft and loving tone, said "you are an amazing sexual animal" and I couldn't help but laugh. Missionary gives me flashbacks now

These are GOLD

Can you imagine what must be going through those models' heads? "Fuck me this is agony, roll on the next tea-break when I can have a fag, a dump and quick wallop of concealer to hide these black eyes and bruises on me arse..."

Do you think this is the sort of thing pandas get up to and that's why there are so few of them?

When I was a kid I remember laughing hysterically at a drawing we saw in a museum depicting a French game called 'fart in your face'. It looked almost exactly like standing 69.

Can't imagine they can stay in those positions for long and the fall out when they lose the position could be disastrous.

I forwarded a link to this thread to my BF. He suggested we try some.

Sex is meant to be enjoyable rather than arduous.

They should change the title to 365 days of missing the point.

Because they are definitely missing the point in at least 3 of those.

When can we expect the next instalment, OP?

Oh God, these are hilarious! I've just woken DH up because I'm LOL!!

Could you imagine being the models for these?

Terry this is Laura she'll be working with you today
Hi
Hi
So for our first picture Terry you sit on the floor and Laura I'd like you to open your legs and put your fanny in his face and your face on his knob. Got it? Good.

pause.i had the same thoughts altho7gh it was more, right you do a handstand. Ok you grab her legs. Ok now try to love sexy.
Laura could you try not to go quite so beetroot in the face. ....what's that you're a bit muffled? Yes, yes I know you've been upside down for a while now and the blood is going to your head but can't you see this is a fantastic position. Try not to grimace.

Look sexy ^ not love

Laura - "I thought Tina was doing that one? I've got my name down for number 217."

Photographer - "Laura, we've been through this. Tina is on sick leave with a broken shoulder and a hernia. Now just get undressed and squat down...Terry, have you just farted??"

Terry: "Actually, I've followed through"

Anyone else think the OP has got stuck in an awkward position whilst trying these out, hence the lack of further instalments?

That would be an awkward phone call to make.
999, what's your emergency

Well, we were being a bit, erm, adventurous, in the bedroom and we've become stuck.

Stuck in your bedroom?

Well yes, but, errr, stuck.

Stuck how?

In position

Oh, erm, well, I'll send someone out to you straight away equipped with camera for lols

I bet she's gasping for a drink of water. Probably feeling very chilly aswell.

And her back is probably sore too. mine would be just trying to get into these positions

OP I have a bottle of water and a straw if you need it, but someone else will have to bring it to you, I'm not that brave