Bum Sex & Wind

[PhantomFluffer]

Sorry to lower the tone, but it is Friday and I've waited a while to find some advice/empathy for the following the problem. It sounds hysterical, indeed if I were to read about this on mn I would be rofl. However, it is a genuine problem and I'm wondering if it's a common occurrence.

Dh and I have recently began engaging in erm...rear entry bedroom antics. The issue is, immediately afterwards I suffer dreadful wind and if I pop to the loo I will almost blow the toilet off the wall and also well, pebble dash the pan. I also continue to be a bit windy the following day and worst of all I have no control over it

We only ever engage in such activities if I been to the loo within a couple of hours previous. The post shag messiness is really off putting and I often wonder how gay men put up with it! Is there something I can do? I'm not really keen on enemas or wash outs or whatever as it's always a spontaneous thing.

I say again relax.Having a baggy arsehole is no great rite of passage.

Heh heh, Ben. Oh, it's a passage, alright.

this is something he has asked for once but when it was suggested that a finger should enter his first and he refused I said then how the hell do you think i would feel with that monster in mine and he seemed to understand...19 years later the question has never come up!!!!
Not for me thanks!! piles are bad enough [smile

Surely this thread should be nominated for inclusion in mumsnet classics .

Bless you all....

I've never had any of the problems described, and neither has DP. So we are either very lucky or everyone else is doing it wrong.

Or just not doing it

Oh for fuck sake! No, it doesn't come out covered in shit. Unless you have the shits and you need to go there shouldn't be any shit where the dick reaches. We use condoms for both our comfort so he doesn't get a smelly dick and I don't get cum leakage. Quick tissue wipe - done.
I don't get the shits, or flatulence, or leakage. I enjoy it. It feels good. It has never given me piles.
Nobody has ever expected anal sex, I have done it with three people, including my (muslim) DH - not a one has ever pressurised me into doing it. In fact with DH it was me who wanted it to happen first.

There are an awful lot of myths around it.

And no, it doesn't hurt. Not even a bit.

this thread has just had me sniggering all the way through.

but yeah, men dont expect this. the ones that do arent 'damaged by porn' they are just arseholes themselves.

and people do get pleasure from it, it does actually happen! its like...........

no, i cant mention that other 'myth' on MN.
ever.

Ok, I'll bite. What other myth.

(Still at expat, you're in fine form tonight )

Just to share my first experience of the chocolate starfish:

Was very young, on holiday in Greece with DH1. We were lying on the bed one afternoon and I was reading 'The Story of O'. Got very turned on by one passage (sorry, no pun intended) dealing with he tradesman's entrance and shared it with him. Had the same effect on him and we tried it.

It never became a regular thing for us, just now and then. That was many, many years ago and I wouldn't do it now because I think that it would be painful for me.

If I had to choose a thread to kill, it would not be this one.

pourquoi?

Because it made me recall something from many years ago that I thought was interesting!

Okay,; i hope that it is nothing disturbing.

What myth Lemony?

what's 'pegging' expat??

What myth....? I need more enlightening

'We use condoms for both our comfort so he doesn't get a smelly dick and I don't get cum leakage.'

Vom.

Yeah well sex is generally a bit gross I find - I don't enjoy cum leakage from any orifice to be honest, I don't know why it's more vommy to think about bum cum leakage than fanny cum leakage. Spunk smells pretty vile and tastes worse. Bum sex is no more gross or vommy than regular sex if you use a condom. But anyway - horses for courses. If it doesn't tickle your fancy nobody is telling you to do it, but it's silly to judge it when you haven't tried it

'If it doesn't tickle your fancy nobody is telling you to do it, but it's silly to judge it when you haven't tried it'

I have a gay male friend who's never slept with a woman. The very thought makes him gag.

But I'd never tell him not to knock it till he'd tried it.

Do you use condoms for vaginal sex then, because then his dick won't smell?

I find most of the attitudes to sex on here silly as it is.

Oh, Gay, wait till SolidGoldBrass finds this thread and posts another terse paragraph about monogamous, hetero-normative behaviour .

I've read plenty of them already. Each to their own.

Oh come on expat, I'm not saying don't knock it til you've tried it, I'm saying don't assume you know what anal sex is like if you haven't tried it. You are not obliged to try anything sexually but to assume it would give you piles and anal leakage and all the rest is daft.

We use condoms because we don't want to have another baby yet, but no, the vagina doesn't smell like the bum does so that would not be a consideration. I, however, prefer not to have a smelly vagina so I like condoms for that reason.