Bum Sex & Wind

[PhantomFluffer]

Sorry to lower the tone, but it is Friday and I've waited a while to find some advice/empathy for the following the problem. It sounds hysterical, indeed if I were to read about this on mn I would be rofl. However, it is a genuine problem and I'm wondering if it's a common occurrence.

Dh and I have recently began engaging in erm...rear entry bedroom antics. The issue is, immediately afterwards I suffer dreadful wind and if I pop to the loo I will almost blow the toilet off the wall and also well, pebble dash the pan. I also continue to be a bit windy the following day and worst of all I have no control over it

We only ever engage in such activities if I been to the loo within a couple of hours previous. The post shag messiness is really off putting and I often wonder how gay men put up with it! Is there something I can do? I'm not really keen on enemas or wash outs or whatever as it's always a spontaneous thing.

A lot of lube that's sold as anal lube has glycerine in it. Guess what the suppositories they use to clear constipation, have in them? Yup, they're made out of glycerine. (No, I don't know why laxatives are sold as anal lube. It puzzles me, too.)

So this may well be a reaction to the type of lube. I would try a different kind, I think some are not water-based. If you are not using condoms, then you can use oil-based lube, tbh, but if so, do not use vaseline, as it is too heavy, you want something relatively light.

Whatever you decide to use, please do a patch test first on some less sensitive skin.

I love that people are posting about this at 8.30am!

I get this too op.
It's a bugger at work.

Watching with fascination. There's a whole new world out there.

I just don't think I'm built to do it

Nooo way! Am Muslim and against my religion to do it...not that I would even if wasn't Muslim

Shit goes down, not up!

Enlighten me? Who says it's not allowed?

Your lucky DHs. I am not obsessed with this but gently done it is a nice occasional treat IMO..but only of everyone is happy.

I think your arse is trying to tell you something, Phantom. Like that it doesn't like having a cock shoved up it.

Nice occassional 'treat'.

Boak.

Unless he was willing to indulge in a little reciprocal pegging, I'd tell him to go take a hike.

I am fascintated by the fact that muslims aren't allowed bumsex on religious grounds. Is that really written down somewhere?

Makes christianity seem so tame, I don't remember bumsex being discussed at all at my convent school

Mind you sodomy didn't get a very good press, did it, in the bible, does that extend to women, anyone know?

Maybe I should ask our (gay) vicar

On a practical note, to prevent thrush you're meant to wipe front to back to prevent anything from your bowels causing infection in your vagina, so that's just something to be careful about.

Wow. Maybe this is the way forward. My middle bottom is still broken from giving birth 3 months ago but back bum intact and may well see some action. I'm at home all day anyway so only DD will hear the farting...

A lot of people seem to swear by it, frequentlycoveredinpoo. However if you do try it, I hope your username doesn't take on new meanings

Sorry to hear about your damaged areas, as well

Someone please tell me frankly........preferably from a male pov. Does it come out covered in poo?

Fingers?? What's the washing etiquette??

I honestly havnt led a sheltered life but bs hasn't played a part

Generally it does come out covered in poo in my experience.Although I do agree diet plays a big part in it.Sometimes you can escape relatively unscathed,on other occasions it can resemble a scene from CSI.

Hmmmm?!

How's that nice? Do men not mind? Is the goal worth more than the whole???

Sensations?? Are they up there?

Can't speak for all men.I'm not a great fan ,in the sense that it's not something I'd push for if my partner was'nt into it.As for cleaning up it's no big deal.I always head straight for the bathroom after sex anyway.

Now, I'm paranoid about my husband and and exes. Why didn't they want to shag me up the sh*tter??

Have never tried it, but this thread has confirmed my main suspicions and reasons for not trying it!

cock covered in poo. poo and cum all up the arse. horrendous wind and the trots.

sounds very enjoyable.