Bum Sex & Wind

[PhantomFluffer]

Sorry to lower the tone, but it is Friday and I've waited a while to find some advice/empathy for the following the problem. It sounds hysterical, indeed if I were to read about this on mn I would be rofl. However, it is a genuine problem and I'm wondering if it's a common occurrence.

Dh and I have recently began engaging in erm...rear entry bedroom antics. The issue is, immediately afterwards I suffer dreadful wind and if I pop to the loo I will almost blow the toilet off the wall and also well, pebble dash the pan. I also continue to be a bit windy the following day and worst of all I have no control over it

We only ever engage in such activities if I been to the loo within a couple of hours previous. The post shag messiness is really off putting and I often wonder how gay men put up with it! Is there something I can do? I'm not really keen on enemas or wash outs or whatever as it's always a spontaneous thing.

Expat, I just about spat my tea all over the place!

However, I've never tried it but to be honest never been inclined and the OP makes me never want to!

Alouiseg..They probably repected you too much.It's not an activity I'd want to perform on a regular basis with a long term partner.Leakage is not an attractive trait in a woman.

Boak.

I knew a gay man once who had anal leakage from too much bum action. Sexy!

"Now, I'm paranoid about my husband and and exes. Why didn't they want to shag me up the sh*tter?? "

OMG. Now I am crying with laughter.

Santorum, the frothy mix of lube and faecal matter that is the by-product of anal sex.

lol @ frequentlycoveredinpoo

"I think your arse is trying to tell you something, Phantom. Like that it doesn't like having a cock shoved up it. "

rofl

DH saw enough poo when I gave birth, no wonder he's never asked to try it!

Some women say they can orgasm from anal alone, tbh I don't see how without other stimulation. It's not like we have a prostate, which is how men get their pleasure from bumsex.

I'd be more inclined to give it a whirl if I was certain there would be no mess, which, as I suffer from IBS, there is no such certainty. I imagine the leakage, if no condom is used, to be pretty unpleasant as well.

I dis ask DH once if he fancied it, he "wasn't sure" and as he's never brought it up since, he's obviously as ambivalent about it as me. He's not adverse to the odd tickle with his finger or tongue though, and that is nice.

I still feel seriously.........slighted?

Really don't think I've ever been over respected............possibly too talented at dirty talk and oral .

Ime, it doesn't come out particularly messy. We always have babywipes nearby and we pop to the bathroom to clean up afterwards. We have jobs where hygiene is paramount and it's something we are quite particular about. It's really the wind thats a problem! Maybe I'm an odd shape

I'm concerned that there aren't many others that share my

Are there any others that actually enjoy bs as a loving act between a couple? Yes, dh does enjoy the change of sensation and the 'naughtiness' of it, but I do to.

It's really not a regular thing, it usually happens if dh and I are getting some serious 'couple time' away from the kids. In some respects it makes us feel even closer.

I know these threads are obligatory on MN, but I'm sat here trying to read it with my fingers over my eyes - especially after BenHer's post

'Tis a whole other world

I've never done it... I mentioned it to my hubby once and he went green, really not his thing! Don't think we'll ever try it to be honest.

I had a friend who 'confided' in me that the man she was seeing had an arse fetish and liked to have his, er, hole licked and have a dildo put up there... don't know how I kept a straight face

phantom there are loads of women who like bumsex on mn, they just haven't found your thread yet!

Is the attraction for men to do with the tightness? Or have they all been persuaded that anal sex is the norm and everyone is doing it these days, due to porn?

[also innocent emoticon, although slightly enlightened by looking at a website linked to on Mumsnet last night which I naively clicked on without thinking].

Rubbersoul, a man liking it makes perfect sense, after all the prostate gland provides much of the pleasure of orgasm - the more it's stimulated, the more it swells and the more intense the feelings.
I offered to find and delight DH's prostate - he declined manfully, he doesn't like his bum played with.

Trying to imagine PhantomPlopper and her dh's job "where hygiene is paramount" - what, like anal hygiene isn't paramount to the rest of us too???

Alouiseg Sat 03-Jul-10 19:52:22

I am not a regular but can't recall anything but a shiney new thing after the deed!

Oh my god i am actually ROFL

But Malificence....I get that, I do, but I it's the whole licking thing that just makes me

'In some respects it makes us feel even closer. '

I guess you can't get much closer than his cock closing in on your small intestine.

"I guess you can't get much closer than his cock closing in on your small intestine."

Alouiseg - mine is tanned so on reflection I can't be 100pc sure that it didn't emerge coated. I will plead for another chance to investigate and report back!

'mine is tanned so on reflection I can't be 100pc sure that it didn't emerge coated.'

You tanned your dick?

ROFL at expat -you are on form tonight!!

"I think your arse is trying to tell you something, Phantom. Like that it doesn't like having a cock shoved up it. "

"I guess you can't get much closer than his cock closing in on your small intestine."

Oh dear sweet Moses.

If you can't find somewhere nicer to put your willy than inside somebody's rectum, you're spectacularly hard done by.

There is no element of intimacy that can be enhanced by faeces.