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Bum Sex & Wind

388 replies

PhantomFluffer · 02/07/2010 20:26

Sorry to lower the tone, but it is Friday and I've waited a while to find some advice/empathy for the following the problem. It sounds hysterical, indeed if I were to read about this on mn I would be rofl. However, it is a genuine problem and I'm wondering if it's a common occurrence.

Dh and I have recently began engaging in erm...rear entry bedroom antics. The issue is, immediately afterwards I suffer dreadful wind and if I pop to the loo I will almost blow the toilet off the wall and also well, pebble dash the pan. I also continue to be a bit windy the following day and worst of all I have no control over it

We only ever engage in such activities if I been to the loo within a couple of hours previous. The post shag messiness is really off putting and I often wonder how gay men put up with it! Is there something I can do? I'm not really keen on enemas or wash outs or whatever as it's always a spontaneous thing.

OP posts:
DuelingFanjo · 15/07/2010 11:41

Wow - just checked and there was a poster in 2008 called DuellingFAnjos. There I was thinking I was being original!

FellatioNelson · 15/07/2010 13:53

Ah, but it is a very good name! No wonder two people though of it!

hotairmail · 22/07/2010 22:24

Wow, i can't believe there's 378 messages on this so far...

To the poster, i'm afraid the "pros" in the porno industry, so i've read, have some kind of enema or washout 2 hours or so before the act. For them it's more serious because if they have to perform ATM the last thing they want is to see any remainders of last night's dinner. Apparently they don't eat for 24 hours before just to make sure there's nothing in there.

Other than that you could always do it in the shower so no mess anywhere...

AlisonHendrix · 22/04/2017 03:13

Myself and DH frequent anal sex and I've never had any issues. It's very normal to be windy after (these aren't real farts, it's just air passing in and out of your rear end). You could try anal strengthening exercises to try and keep your rear end a little more 'closed' after? Me and DH have a good old laugh about all the wind now!!

StillHungryy · 22/04/2017 03:24

Alison you seem up for reincarnating loads of threads about anal ATM

Sparklingbrook · 22/04/2017 03:46

How strange to suddenly reanimate a ZOMBIE thread from 2010. Confused

StillHungryy · 22/04/2017 03:53

And the centre parts one

DixieFlatline · 22/04/2017 03:56

Myself and DH frequent anal sex

Where to start...

Sparklingbrook · 22/04/2017 03:58

I think best not to start. Grin

SpookyPotato · 22/04/2017 03:59

Best constipation cure I know! It works wonders Grin

ladylunchalot1 · 22/04/2017 04:33

My eyes 🙈you can't unread a thread fgs

Janey50 · 22/04/2017 04:46

OMG the user names on here! bran,whomovedmychocolate, and FrequentlyCoveredInPoo. Grin

derxa · 22/04/2017 04:56

This thread is very funny. It just confirms my belief that things were better in the olden days on MN. Sad

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