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Bum Sex & Wind

388 replies

PhantomFluffer · 02/07/2010 20:26

Sorry to lower the tone, but it is Friday and I've waited a while to find some advice/empathy for the following the problem. It sounds hysterical, indeed if I were to read about this on mn I would be rofl. However, it is a genuine problem and I'm wondering if it's a common occurrence.

Dh and I have recently began engaging in erm...rear entry bedroom antics. The issue is, immediately afterwards I suffer dreadful wind and if I pop to the loo I will almost blow the toilet off the wall and also well, pebble dash the pan. I also continue to be a bit windy the following day and worst of all I have no control over it

We only ever engage in such activities if I been to the loo within a couple of hours previous. The post shag messiness is really off putting and I often wonder how gay men put up with it! Is there something I can do? I'm not really keen on enemas or wash outs or whatever as it's always a spontaneous thing.

OP posts:
whomovedmychocolate · 05/07/2010 19:39

@ice docking.

OMFG that is not what Lakeland make those lolly moulds for you know!

Coolfonz · 05/07/2010 19:40

Or is it?

candyfluff · 05/07/2010 19:41

pmsl @ whomovedmychocolate

candyfluff · 05/07/2010 19:43

you made that up coolfonz

BusyMissIzzy · 05/07/2010 19:44

Aww, I opened this thread thinking it would be about an Earth Wind & Fire tribute band

[disappointed emoticon]

whomovedmychocolate · 05/07/2010 19:47

Has anyone suggested they enjoy munting yet?

candyfluff · 05/07/2010 19:49

that is foul - boak vom

candyfluff · 05/07/2010 19:49

surely no one really does that?

Coolfonz · 05/07/2010 19:54

All makes bumsex seem so wholesome. I wonder what Allah says about Ice Docking, presumably nothing, so it's ok.

They'll be ice docking in the hubbly bubbly bars of Mecca tonight and no mistakin'!

Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 05/07/2010 21:33

I used to think I was quite liberal minded... This thread is turning decidedly rank!

emmab5 · 05/07/2010 21:38

OK I thought I was quite well educated but can somebody explain to me what munting and ice docking are? lol

Coolfonz · 05/07/2010 21:43

Eel rubbing is also pretty crazy.

emmab5 · 05/07/2010 21:45

OMG what? I am obviously living too sheltered a life lol

NetworkGuy · 05/07/2010 21:48

emmab5 - munting needs a partly decomposing corpse, apparently. You probably won't want to know about ice docking, believe me.

isthatporridgeinyourhair · 05/07/2010 21:51

Am I the only person in the whole of MN that hasn't experienced bumsex, icedocking or dogging?

I feel practically virginal.

rogerfed · 05/07/2010 22:00

Thank you coolfonz for making me CRY with laughter! It's like a tonic!

BrittanyBeers · 05/07/2010 22:01

Eel sex is called genki is it not?

Let's not forget the pleasures of bukaki.(sp?)

emmab5 · 05/07/2010 22:05

Oh dear thanks for enlightening me NetworkGuy - i'm running back to my sheltered life !! Nothing wrong with a bit of BS though

BigBadMummy · 05/07/2010 22:08

Ohhhhhhhh my eyes.

Why?

Why?

Why do I do it?

I should have learnt by now.

Do not. I repeat do not put any unknown terms bandied about on her into urban dictionary.

For the love of all that is holy why did I not listen to my own advice and find myself typing ice docking into the search box?

Munting I knew

Along with various other terms for which I have no use. Now I have another.

partytime · 05/07/2010 22:11

i have just looked at urban dictionary, what an education, i haven't heard of half that stuff, i have lead a sheltered life haven't I?

but that frozen poo thing ..... urgh!

BrittanyBeers · 05/07/2010 22:19

Networkguy, are you married/with a significant other?

lemonysweet · 05/07/2010 22:21

ice docking, i refuse to believe anyone does that....please, nooo

AnyFucker · 05/07/2010 22:23

are you interested, BB ?

Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 05/07/2010 22:23

I thought I was sexually enlightened when I found out what a pearl necklace is, and someone explained what glass coffee tables are used for!....
Obviously not!

Alouiseg · 05/07/2010 22:23

Bukkake!!!! Dh called his speedboat that..........it had to go before the dc were old enough to ask what it meant