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all your confessions here please

194 replies

bumptobabies · 26/05/2005 10:45

here goes i dont fancy dh anymore and weve only been married a year.

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charleepeters · 27/05/2005 19:42

i peed in my mates handbag when i was drunk................. luckily she has a good sense on humour

Whizzz · 27/05/2005 19:44

Many years ago when I was still living at home, after my mates hen night, I was sick in my mums waste paper bin which I thoughtfully left in the lounge until the next morning when my lovely mum found it.

I did buy my mum a new bin & she thought it was hilarious !

charliecat · 27/05/2005 20:08

Joash that wouldnt be the same builder as on the other thread would it be????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

joash · 28/05/2005 09:12

eerrmmm - same building work - different builder . I'm a nice, settled, reasonably well-behaved granny now...HONEST!!!

charliecat · 28/05/2005 09:56

LOL! yeah...!

fostermum · 28/05/2005 11:37

god if i started confessing p.c would blow up

joash · 28/05/2005 12:13

charliecat ... don't you beleive that I've changed? I'm such an innocent little thing now

OliviaGrace · 28/05/2005 17:07

I was seeing a guy from college a few years back called Lahai, at the same time I was with my live-in partner. Here's where it gets complicated - My ex dp had a very good friend, who came around to our flat loads, one time bringing this Lahai with him. Turned out Lahai and my DP's mate were good mates. Luckily Lahai never said a word, but I have to say several times I was shitting myself as they all sat there watching football together!

My other ex-DP, Des, drives for First bus company and a few times I've caught his bus, he went out of service or reached the terminuses and he'd take me from behind on the bus. A few years into our relationship, I met a colleague of his, Chris, when I got on his bus and he started chatting me up. We didnt have sex the first few times I saw him, but one day as he was working, we pulled up on a dark street and had amazing sex! Chris knows I was Des's DP all along but we managed to keep it secret!

Also, with the first DP, he lived with his dad and his dad used to come in his room without knocking and caught us on numerous occasions having sex, and once when we were caught, his dad was waffling on to DP, and DP was sat there with his willy still hard on show and there was me trying to hide my boobies with the blanket!!!

Also, I nannied for a single dad down south once and he fixed my bedroom TV so I could watch whatever sky channel was on the downstairs TV. Once I woke up in the middle of the night and just couldnt get back to sleep so I turned the TV on and porn was on! I just felt like going downstairs and joining in whatever he was doing! He was a bloody sexy bloke! Oh, how I fantasized!

Another time, with this same family, the dad went out on night and didnt return and the little lad aged 2 came in my room and asked for a video in his room. Hardly awake, I just got out of bed and put the video on, stark naked!!! I hope there weren't any nanny cams!

ggglimpopo · 28/05/2005 17:17

Message withdrawn

OliviaGrace · 28/05/2005 17:24

I'm sorry

Please don't tell my momma!

HappyDaddy · 28/05/2005 23:34

DW gave me a bj while driving along a country lane...I very nearly crashed!!

huggybear · 28/05/2005 23:45

hi hd

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Flossam · 29/05/2005 00:04

Not nearly as interesting as any of you.

My first love I used to have sex with him in the bushes in an area of natural beauty every saturday! We were both still at school and had no-where else to go.

I dumped him for an older man when I was 16, had sex with him in his car in various places around the west country

Snogged 5 blokes I went to school with during one very drunken night out whilest at college. Also then snogged best friends boyfriend. Also found he had a ridicolously sized watsit. They didn't last long. Me and friend, amazingly, still talk and I was invited to her wedding last year!

I let a bloke shag me even though I said no, got really upset and washed myself out with tea tree oil. Didn't turn up for our 'date' the next day, don't know if he did either. My only one night stand.

Met DP after I had come back from holiday me and ex p had been planning for ages. Knew I wanted to finish it, but had paid money for hols and didn't want to miss out. It could have still worked, but he went out on the piss and left me home at the hotel ill and took a load of drugs when we got back. DP was a classic revolt - he's now a police officer! Never told exP I'd met DP while I was still with him, was his own fault, told me he was out with friends and I was invited, so I did the same and met the father of my child! He text me nearly two years later claiming he was still in love with me.

Hmm, sorry I've had a few now and really should be in bed. This is totally boring isn't it? Oh well Such is me.

Flossam · 29/05/2005 00:06

Two things I need to clarify, friends ex had very very small package.

I wasn't invited out with ex p and friends, even though it was the couple we had just been on holiday with.

HappyDaddy · 29/05/2005 00:08

Hunkermunker, yes just now. Cheeky sods.

toria77 · 29/05/2005 22:34

this is the best thread. better than bb.

mmm, confess too... never told dh this, didn't want to shatter illusions (LOL) when bf ds on 2nd day, thought i needed to fart, and let it go but lost control of bowels, crapped myself massively, had to put new baby in cot half hungry and have shower and soak s**ty clothes - all at 2am whilst dh was fast asleep- i blame it all on the gas and air!!! how MORTIFYING

HannahLockwood · 29/05/2005 23:08

Eurgh Toria....imagine if he woke up while u was still all pooed up lol!!!

toria77 · 29/05/2005 23:13

dont..... horrible...much worse than giving birth

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