all your confessions here please

[bumptobabies]

here goes i dont fancy dh anymore and weve only been married a year.

I confess to have slept with 27 men. 4 of which were referred to as:

Spanish guy
Australian hitchhiker
ToomanyGins
TheScouser (not DH!!)

Ah my student days..... we used to go on "pull a Tourist"Nights.

Yep my dh thinks I slept with less men than I have.

My DH knows.... but I don't think he believes me! Hmph!!! I must not act slutty enough.

I don't know how many peole I have slept with certainly more than 30, probably closer to 40

I remember the first 12 clearly, then I broke up with the love of my live and went a bit stupid for the next 15 or so. don't even know half of their names

and I have only been faithful to one of my boyfriends I'm such a slut!

Beansmum

i have just realised im boring no flings, no secrets

In my distant past I slept with a few too many blokes but im proud to say I was never unfaithful to any of them.

I had an affair that dh doesn't know about

charleepeters - me too. And only slept with 2 people.

Just out of interest mytwopenceworth, how long did you overlap your dh and your boyfriend? I found out halfway through my first pregnancy that my h did it with me before we were married and it absolutely devastated me. I called her up and found out that way and it took me years to get over it and had to do it by myself as my h just got abusive any time I mentioned it. Has since cheated on me again and we are on the verge of splitting.

the only guy I was faithful to cheated on me three times, still love him though.

3 for me all of them long term relationships, no one night stands or anything........... boring boring boring!

He thinks it's 3 before him. It is in fact over 20

Some of which I reffered to as:

Licorice allsort man
Leather jacket man
Security man
and Taxi driver man

Them were the days

I must have slept with over 60 men.Including:
The musican
The footballer
The comedian
The French guy
The terrorist
The Actor
A Mr. Big
not forgetting The Friend of my dads
Told you i was a slapper

I confess to having gone a bit made after the love of my life and I split up and having many flings.

I confess to being drunk when having some of these flings and not remembering some of their names.

I confess to having gone home with a climbing partner and trying to leave his house in the wee hours of the morning after he'd gone to sleep, only to realise he lived in the middle of nowhere! Had to make frantic call on mobile to best friend to come get me.

I confess to finding out Beth Rodgers had slept with a bloke a fancied, and still fancied him, so I went and hooked up with him. For 2 years.

I confess to pinching two of the other blokes she fancied before she could sleep with them.

I confess to shagging Jeremy Andrews' best friend when Jeremy dumped me. And making sure he caught us . . .

I confess to carrying on w/Daniel C. even after I knew he was still married to Jessica.

ROFL at The friend of my Dad's!!!!!

You should write a book - that'd make fab reading!

expat - i must have known you in a previous life

Oh, that reminds me about my best friend's brother. Damn, he was a surprise!

northerner- yes a book would just delight my Dh and family!

You were probably my partner is slapping, slapper .

We probably got ready to hit the bars together, asking each other, 'Would you consider these 'f* me' shoes'?' and 'Do I look like a 'ho in this?'

you know what-you did look great in those golden espadrilles way back then.

Aye , your best friends brother was a great lay tho wasn't he?

I preferred the wedge heel b/c it's easier to keep your balance on them when you're drunk.

Back in the days when I wore a size 6. Sigh . . .

Aw, Slapper, my best friend's brother prolly didn't have that exciting edge The Terrorist did for you . . .

He was just a lowly university student.