all your confessions here please

[bumptobabies]

here goes i dont fancy dh anymore and weve only been married a year.

fedupandwantout - about a week and a half overlap.

strangely enought so was The terrorist.See waht a good education can do to you. heaven knows where it will lead.( he's locked up now)

I hate this thread! I am now sitting here trying to remember all the guys I have slept with, in order, and it's impossible!

Heehee, bean! I can name all of them, first names only, tho. . Order. Well, that's the tricky one.

It might be easier to work backwards, I will try that.

it always gets confusing when there are overlaps

My dh has put weight on and I'm gonna admit its a turn off even though i've put weight on too. I don't fancy him. Sometimes he does something and I think your good looking but that isn't often.
Think I'm living in fantasy land the only men that turn my head are jude law, brad pitt look a likes.
Have been with dh since was 16 and before him there was 4 others.

no, I don't fancy my Dh either. But i love him to bits and wouldn't be without him. He is a lovely bloke in every way. he knows all about my seedy past and still doesn't mind. ( he had even heard about me before he met me!)

I got so drunk once, I pissed myself

big time too, it went into my shoes

oh god why am i admitting this

lol fio.was it in a public place?

yes

no-one off mumsnet will ever go out with me again

teehee

how many times after a night out have you woke up fully clothed in bed (at home) wondering where your tights and pants are?

too many times for me

when single

and how do you manage to put your shoes back on?

I looked at my sister in law's bum the other day and didn't find it unattractive

If it wasn't for DH I would be a raving lesbian.

I threw away the morning after pill and told DH I took it not that it mattered.

I used to dislike my dad so much that I told everyone he wasn't my real dad

Me and DH have never used contraception!! How embarrasing is that, never ever ever!

(Ooh I'm sure there are worse ones than those)

don't know, but have had to creep roud to the taxi depot without knickers( couldn't find them) at 7 in the morning with panda eyes and passing people i know on the way to work.........

I've just thought of the biggest one ever the one that nobody in the universe knows and you'll all laugh at...should I tell you or not...hmm...

come on!!!!!

It's really embarrassing though and if DH knew he'd laugh at me soo much!

tell tell....

you can't leave us in suspense!!!!!

He's the only guy I've ever 'properly' don't ask me what I mean by properly! Slept with ....just to add I was only 16 when we got married! But he thinks I'm 'experienced'...I faked knowledge of blowjobs and everything ...he'd have such a good laugh if he knew.

(you're so busy laughing you're never going to post again are you! )