all your confessions here please

[bumptobabies]

here goes i dont fancy dh anymore and weve only been married a year.

I met dh when i was 21 and was engaged and living with someone else. We had an affair for 3m before i moved out and left my fiance, and dh came with me to help me move out, i told fiance he was a friend of a friend.

Before i met dh i had slept with about 30 men.

I met dh at a party in a brothel (said that before on here tho), but i was not working there!

I conceived my oldest child on hampstead heath

Everyone else is so interesting parties in brothels..torrid affairs... hampstead heath babies... hmph!

fastasleep i am more shocked that you got married at 16!it is the idea that dd10 could be married in 6 years
falls over in faint........

Ooh I spose I am shocking lol I was very mature though (in some ways anyway!) I started my periods at 8 and had DD boobs by age 10 so it was somehow different iyswim...

fastasleep that is so sweet

i know someone who gave their boyfriend a blow job on their teachers lawn

I w*nked DH off in the back of his dad's car on the way home from our wedding I'm not sweet really!

OMG you'd think I'd not be shcoked by you lot, considering some of the stuff i have done-BUT I AM!!!!!!

Jeez I'll be voting tory next.

Ok then;
In my rock and roll lifestyle days i once:
shared the back of a limosine with Dennis Hopper (that is all i'm saying)
shared a bottle of tequila with a member of U2
gone podium dancing in a large London club with, well no not saying( better not)
The previously aforementioned comedian is now very famous,but treated me like S*
there's more but i don't want to brag!!!!.......

Thanks mytwopenceworth. A bit shorter than my hubby's 6 weeks! Especially as we were married two weeks later.

I've done enough things myself in my time but a bit too embarressed to spill my guts!

Gave dh (then dp) a hand job on a train to paris once, under his coat

yes trains, hmmm, I think dh and I had a shag once on a train from Doncaster to London though rather smashed so not sure

Plenty in back of taxis, bushes etc

Oh and an ex bf and I once on sofa in furniture store LOL!

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My ds (6 wks) is the result of knowing my dp for 2months. Still together, but mighty embarressing when people ask how long we've been together. They look at us, then at ds then back...!

dh once put his hand where hands should only go in private - when we were curled up on the sofa watching a film with our mates (was late night thing, everyone had quilts and stuff over them so not in full view or anything) - gosh this confessions thing is getting out of hand isnt it!
(reading prior to posting, little snigger at my last sentence! )

oh it thought on one! the day before we got together dp and i indulged in a little 'play' whilst his best mate was laying on the floor asleep. not that bad but im boring

does this mean I'm a whore?

Until I was 26, I'd only slept with one man then we split up, I moved countries and had a wild time.

DP thinks I've slept with less men than I have and less women than I have! In reality I've been with about 15-20 men and about 5 women

Men in my life have included:

Portugal Paul
Previous Paul
Rocking Robbie
Footballer Robbie
Stuntman Simon

And once went out with a bloke who I had to split up with because he was not well endowed enough - which I know makes me very shallow!

I am now, of course, a reformed character!

also i once went out for a drink with this bloke who really liked me but i didnt feel the same way. HIs slobbering over me was so irritating that i went and picked up another bloke in front of him, and left him behind while i took the new one home

I fancy one of my mates

what have i started.

ok heres another,i lost my virginity to a friend,i didnt know what to do, he asked me to go on top and i sat facing away from him i thought shit ive sat on the wrong way round i carried on as it seemed to go down well(pardon the pun)later he asked me if i was really a virgin.i was mortified.

I confess to bonking my sisters boyfriend (years ago) and then some months later, once DH (then just a a fck-buddy) had got over it - they had a conversation and said that I was the best shg!!!!
(Always had an inferiority complex about big sis - and it disappeared in that instance

lol bumptobabies. My confession is a bit complex. When going out with A, B told me he was madly in love with me. Went to a dinner. Sat next to A with my foot in C's crotch and his in mine (C was sitting opposite me). escaped to loo where me and C snogged madly. Everyone very drunk. Lost A. Went to my room (university days) with C ready for bed to find A asleep on it. Knocked on B's door (next room) and said (I still cringe and can't believe I did this) can we sleep in your bed. B was upset. C decided this was probably not a good idea and went home. I ended up in bed with B. I look back fondly on those days

I look back very fondly on my big night