all your confessions here please

[bumptobabies]

here goes i dont fancy dh anymore and weve only been married a year.

strange repeated bit there. must preview

i got totally drunk with a female friend when i was 17, we had a bath together and [ahem] shaved each other

im clearly very sheltered - cant believe so many hve slept with women!

I'm really a 15 yr old schoolboy living with my mummy. I get off on talking to strange women about naughty things, baby sick and nappies.

And I'm a virgin, obviously.

P.S. I'm joking...honest!

huggybear
you've just made HappyDaddy have to rearrange his flies now for sure

LMAO

I am really Penelope Cruz. I didn't like to say before as I didn't want you all to get obsessively jealous, I just want to be treated as an ordinary person and not an incredibly beaufiful, highly paid actress who has snogged (and shagged) Tom Cruise. Nooo, just treat me as one of you!

Rhubarb, you're far too skinny for me! LOL

Well Tom didn't seem to think so! Hmmph!
(flounces off flicking my long beautiful hair behind me)

had sex in toilet while at work

carried on with 3 men at same time

got caught giving blowjob to boyfriend in shop doorway by policeman

{blush]

Got caught by my best mate giving a blow job to my mangager in the kitchen of the pub i worked at and she lived at

Ye gods, I've led a sheltered life compared to some of you ...

got caught by mil giving dh a blowjob in the bathroom - mortifying

HB

that is bad but v funny

it is soooo not funny!!!

i was 16 at the time and had to listen to a lecture on contraception!!!!!

(whilst dh was still [ahem] exposed!!!)

didnt you tell her you couldnt get pregnant from blow jobs LOL

you are all trollops

yeah prob!! but in a nice way!!!

nope - i cried instead lol

never lived it down!!!

am just thinking about it!!

another time she walked into our bedroom while we were having sex, there i was on top in all my glory and she just said "i've bought you some magazines to read incase your board!"

you should of thanked her and asked if she could read them to you as you were a bit busy to concentrate on reading

literally nearly pmsl

worst thing was though... we had the camera out and were covered in cream!! (the eating kind

WOW you certainly are a wild thing!!! im quite jealous of yr sex life now!!!
need to get me some action tonight

but that was years ago - am old and past it at 22!!!

i need some good lovin too....

any offers?

(that was a joke btw)

damn i thought id pulled my first bird!!! LOL

can tell its fri cant you