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Original poster

all your confessions here please

194 replies

bumptobabies · 26/05/2005 10:45

here goes i dont fancy dh anymore and weve only been married a year.

OP posts:
huggybear · 27/05/2005 11:43

well if your offering

fastasleep · 27/05/2005 11:44

Did someone mention girl pulling?

sweetmonkey · 27/05/2005 11:44

Yeah why not. try anything once (within reason)

sweetmonkey · 27/05/2005 11:45

fastasleep wanna join us???

fastasleep · 27/05/2005 11:46

Ohhh yes please I simply can't afford to miss out on any MN lesbian goings on!

sweetmonkey · 27/05/2005 11:47

any others wanna join in some hot chick action???

LOL

huggybear · 27/05/2005 11:48
huggybear · 27/05/2005 11:53

where do i sign?

HappyDaddy · 27/05/2005 11:53
Shock
huggybear · 27/05/2005 11:55

i thought you were unshockable hd?

you love it really

sweetmonkey · 27/05/2005 11:55
Grin
fastasleep · 27/05/2005 11:56

lol

dot1 · 27/05/2005 11:57

count me in..! Or maybe I should be playing it dangerously and round myself up a man or two?!!

sweetmonkey · 27/05/2005 11:57

so how about a picnic in the park to get us relaxed, few bottles of wine.................

dot1 · 27/05/2005 11:59

ooh good idea - lots of rubbing in of sun cream, eating strawberries - that kind of thing?!

huggybear · 27/05/2005 12:01

or a relaxing spa day.... jacuzzi, massarge and champagne

fastasleep · 27/05/2005 12:01

Yeah! and yay!

sweetmonkey · 27/05/2005 12:01
Grin
fastasleep · 27/05/2005 12:09

Right I'm off to oil myself up and put my string bikini on...

sweetmonkey · 27/05/2005 12:12

well come back when you can. dont want to start without you. LOL

dot1 · 27/05/2005 12:14

And I'm off to buy strawberries and whipping cream for the picnic. (I'd mention courgettes at this point but that would just be too obvious!)

Toothache · 27/05/2005 12:16

lol Dot1 - Welcome back!! Where have you been?

sweetmonkey · 27/05/2005 12:16

well im gonna go and get some ice cream

< that translates to im on lunch at work and gonna go to petrol station and get ice cream >

dot1 · 27/05/2005 12:18

Nowhere in particular! Back at work and usually don't have much time to do much posting, but I'm off sick (honest!) at the moment and this thread has made me laugh so much - I'm almost well enough to go back...!

Listmaker · 27/05/2005 12:19

Last Sunday morning dp and I got a bit carried away in his kitchen and were having sex with me on the draining board with all 5 of our daughters (between us not all mine!) in the house and my 5 year old dd caught us - is that really awful??!! Well of course it is but it was wonderfully naughty!!

Once gave an ex dp a blow job on the hard shoulder of the M5 waiting for the AA man!

Had sex at work with a married man (I know, I know).

Have cheated on 3 out of 4 of my long term bfs.

Have had affairs with 4 married men and 2 left their wives for me.

God I have been a HUGE tart haven't I?!

I am a TOTALLY reformed character now though I promise (well apart from sh*gging on worktops in broad daylight with kids around!!).