all your confessions here please

[bumptobabies]

here goes i dont fancy dh anymore and weve only been married a year.

I think I've just hurt myself.

Who?

I got caught by a policeman, having sex under a tree.

tut tut
did he say "come along now sir, move along" he he

id have asked if i could borrow his handcuffs...

ive got a thing for coppers.... and fireman...

i only have to see a fire engine.....

do you like their hoses???

lol

i LOVE their hoses.... and helmets

climb down their slippery pole...can't believe I just said that.

they could put yr fire out with their special liquid

LMAO you lot are terrible!!

He blushed and hurried off, good job really cos we weren't finished LOL.

DW says i should get a fireman's outfit.

On your own HD or with someone else?

With someone else...I'm not quite that sad!

I did it in my boyfriend (at the time) mums car parked down a dark country lane. We had the radio and headlights on at the time. Suffice to say battery went flat and we had to push car about half a mile in the pitch black.

I did it in mum's car with dw. Shortly after mum gave car to my ex! LOL

Once gave DH a handjob whilst he was driving down a motorway and a BJ whilst stuck in a traffic jam .

Gave DH BJ on a beach one lunch time. I was very discreet in those days

same here DHW, and in Sainsbury's loo...

Mabs what on earth was happening in Sainsbury's to be making you feel saucy?!!

a looooooong time ago, when we were both on a nightshift at Gatwick and we nipoped out for an hour. well, you did ask

OMG you 2!

that should have read 'nipped' . Nodders - I bet you have a story to tell? x

mine are all to do with weeing

I peed into a fanta bottle in a traffic jam on the M2
i am not admitting my sex ones

Once bonked a builder in my mums house - whilst his mates were demolishing our kitchen - in the next room!!! (God, I'm such a slapper!!!!)