Fairly sure my husband is cheating with an elf. Unfortunately seriously.

[Deidretheelf]

Can someone tell me where therese monstrosities came from. (More pics to come).

Underneath and around my bed was an incredible mess and I gave it a good clean out. And at the bottom, far too clean, undusty and uncreased to have been there for more than a few days was this horrendous sexy elf outfit. I asked my husband about it and he said he’d bought it for me last year, and I’d forgotten about it.

I accepted this, thought it just got shoved in an odd corner. I’m never in a million years wear it. Then this happened….

Then what happened? I'm confused

You think he's bought it for someone else, for you, or for himself?
And the stains on there look...suspect?

But I'm not sure what you're asking? Where the outfit comes from or what you think is going on?

Oh dear !

@CandyLeBonBon I think the 'stains' are just the lace trim on the other side, and the label. I thought the same at first!

Surely you'd remember with absolute clarity someone giving you that as a gift?

I know I would.

I'm pretty sure if he gave you that last year, your memory would have been jogged by seeing it again.

Do you recognise it from last year?

I hope you’ve told him it’s polyester tat!

Does it smell new or as if someone wore it?

If it's dodgy the VERY best scenario is he has an elf fetish and bought it to wank into

Possibly still better than cheating (maybe)

I found the matching knickers wrapped around the bed post.

Now that doesn’t happen by accident, it happens when you’re having sex.

I asked where he go it from and he said ‘Amazon’ so I asked to see the date. He showed me, it was ordered 17th December this year NOT last year. Suddenly his story changed and he gave it to be for Christmas but u was too pissed to remember.

I wasn’t, he didn’t give that to me. He’s had another woman, likely a prostitute in my house in my bed.

More importantly what does that stain smell like?

See below, needed to post more photos.

Yeah right

How have you not noticed the knickers wrapped around your bedpost?!

Likely a prostitute... what brings you to that conclusion. And do you mean a sex worker? Would that make it better ?

Cool story bro

Righto

I'm confused. I get the outfit was under the bed but the knickers were in the bed post? How have you only noticed them now?

All the photos are a tad unnecessary! How have you only just noticed the knickers? All very strange..

Hang on...you found the outfit then noticed the thong on the bedpost??

Aye, all those prostitutes tripping around in Storm Gerrit in their sexy grinch outfits. Also, did she leave the house nekkid then?

Would you not have noticed a prostitute in your house over the last few days?

i don’t think prostitutes do house calls either. It’s like a safety thing.

New low on here for clickbait….surely.

Elf and safety

This - bright green pants - come on!

Wouldn’t fit him. There’s been a suspicion not just from me, that for many years he’s used prostitutes, regularly. So regularly the rest of our family are practically in poverty when we’re on decent enough wages.